Finkel Needs a Girlfriend

[RayFinkel]

I'm not too fussy. Looking for a normal girl.

I'm looking for someone who's:

-5'10" 38DDD (natural) 24-34 115lbs
-down to earth
-1/4 New Zealander 1/4 Jamaican 1/4 Brazilian 1/4 Canadian, EH!
-not interested in money
-likes to drink Beer (a lot)
-must like Midget Porn
-38DDD
-Loves to give BJ's and swallow
-Likes to play Road hockey
-Likes to watch Hockey
-38DDD
-Likes to buy me Beer
-Likes to buy me Beer
-38DDD
-Likes to watch me drink Beer.

I mean Christ, where are all the normal woman at?

 

[y2kmark]

Since when ...

does a jerk off artist need a GF - you need a tavern license so you can get beer deliver to your home!

 

[squash500]

I'm not too fussy. Looking for a normal girl.

What about your hot next door neighbour?

 

[RayFinkel]

What about your hot next door neighbour?

I only wish

 

[S.C. Joe]

How about a overweight 50 year old who's a bitch instead There seems to be lots of them, lol.

 

[ig-88]

Goober may be available.

 

[RayFinkel]

How about a overweight 50 year old who's a bitch instead There seems to be lots of them, lol.

Thanks Joe, I don't want to meet your wife

.

 

[RayFinkel]

I'm looking for one also. What I require

1: Pulse
2: Breathing
3: Born female
4: Lives as a female
5: Does not vomit at the concept of my exsistance.

I can bend on the first two, as long as she is 1: Well preserved, and 2: Does not try to eat my Brains or suck my blood.


Maybe I should reduce my standards. Some day....

Fussy