Financial Planning

kkelso

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Apr 27, 2003
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Dan was a single guy living at home with his father and working in the
family business. When he found out he was going to inherit a fortune when his sickly father died, he decided he needed a wife with which to share his
fortune.

One evening at an investment meeting he spotted the most beautiful
woman he had ever seen. Her natural beauty took his breath away. 'I may look like just an ordinary man,' he said to her, but in just a few years, my father will die, and I'll inherit $20 million.'

Impressed, the woman obtained his business card and three days later, she became his stepmother.

Women are so much better at financial planning than men.
 
Lol, good one. Men are such suckers for the pussy aren't they? We never seem to think everything through and cover all the bases when it comes to women.
 
kkelso said:
Dan was a single guy living at home with his father and working in the
family business. When he found out he was going to inherit a fortune when his sickly father died, he decided he needed a wife with which to share his
fortune.

One evening at an investment meeting he spotted the most beautiful
woman he had ever seen. Her natural beauty took his breath away. 'I may look like just an ordinary man,' he said to her, but in just a few years, my father will die, and I'll inherit $20 million.'

Impressed, the woman obtained his business card and three days later, she became his stepmother.

Women are so much better at financial planning than men.

Of course we are why go with the healthy man who will live a long time and it takes years to get the money , when you can go with the dying man and get the money faster.
 
Reminds me of Anna Nicole Smith when she married that 97 year old billionaire. Sadly, Anna Nicole, 97 year old man, Anna's 16 year old son and the 97 year old man's son are all gone now. Life is so full of ironies.