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Stoo

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OK Terbites... I need some advice.

Just redeemed about $10G in CSBs. No point re-investing, crappy interest. No point putting it into the market... I'd probably just loose it. I don't have a mortgage, so I can't pay it down. My RSPs are all topped up, so no point going for the tax break.

So, I'm thinking I might just blow it all on a bunch of girls... (spread out over a few days or weeks or so, as opposed to all in one night (!)...)

What do you think? Have any of you guys ever gone on a sex bender? Any other bright ideas?

I'm open to all suggestions... as long as they involve something FUN and preferably slightly perverted... oh hell, even a lot perverted!

Thanks!

Stoo
 
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LateComer

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Nov 8, 2002
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Kind of reminds me of the guy who said "I spent 90% of my fortune on wine, women, and song. The rest I wasted."
 
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HornyTime

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With that amount of cash you could go on an exciting vacation. Like to Ecuador, Cuba, Thailand. I think there's a thread on that by Alien of all people about Ecuador.
 
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wrong hole

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get 4 SP's....have a x-rated reality show....they have to perform oral on you....first one that can make you release gets $500

2nd option

get a girl that will do the coveted "snapper, crapper then yapper"
combo

I mean alot of girls will do the "yapper, snapper then crapper" combo

but the ass to mouth "crapper then yapper" combo...it's almost like winning the stanley cup....except you don't have a bunch of naked guys in a dressing room spraying spritzer all over you....ok it's nothing like winning the stanley cup......
 
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always looking

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If I were you I would take that money and have a month long vacation in Amsterdam. Plenty of females and incredible smoke.
 
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Perry Mason

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Get thee hence to Thailand... and take me with you as your honoured guest and guide.

If you prefer to go alone to Thailand, go next to Brazil and then to Cuba (and bring me back a box of Cohiba Esplendidos) with what you have left over.

Or, there is that Viking holiday at an island resort in the Caribbean.

Perry
 
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The Doctor

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Real Return Bonds might be a good idea. They're indexed against inflation and would protect you from the rising cost of the hobby, particularly that inevitable day when $10 dance become $20 dances again. Watch the CPI jump that day.

On second thought, this Viking resort or one of those ultra high-end services offering quasi-celebrities sounds interesting.

Doc
 
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milehigh

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I've gone on sex benders.

Not good in my case, highly addictive and you don't appreciate it.

Spread it out on a consistent basis and you will enjoy and appreciate it more, even if spreading it out means once a day.
 
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james t kirk

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Try putting some in the stock market.

Microsoft, Ford, General Electric

Want possible home runs, but high risk

WIN on the TSE
SW on the TSE
LXX on the TSE

Want real high risk

LAN on the TSE
 
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ohioguy

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I'd say go on a bunch of mini-benders. milehigh's right, you'll have more fun over a longer period of time.
 
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