Feeling Safe At Last (Offensive)

TeeJay

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Jun 20, 2011
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Offensive joke I saw
If you are Liberal you should not read this thread




I took down my Rebel flag (which you can't buy on Ebay anymore)
I disconnected my home alarm and quit the useless neighbourhood watch program
I bought two Pakistani flags and put them on each corner of my yard
Then I purchased a black ISIS flag (which is available on Ebay) & ran it up the flag pole
Now the local police, OPP, CSIS, & RCMP are watching my home 24-7
I have never felt safer plus I am saving the $49.99+ taxes every month I used to pay Rogers Smart Home Monitoring
Plus I bought Burkas for when I shop or travel. Everyone moves out of my way and security is not allowed to pat me down
If they accuse me of being a male wearing a Burka I just say I am feeling like a woman

May Allah bless you Mr. Trudeau!
 
But you kept the hooded robes, right?
 
Probably the least offensive thing you've posted.