Feeling Rejected?

Shades

Shades of .....
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The top 10 rejection lines given by women.

10. I think of you as a brother. (You remind me of that inbred banjo playing geek in 'Deliverance')

9. There's a slight difference in our ages. (I don't want to do my dad.)

8. I'm not attracted to you in 'that' way. (You are the ugliest dork I've ever laid eyes on.)

7. My life is too complicated right now. (I don't want you spending the whole night or else you may hear phone calls from all the other guys I'm seeing.)

6. I've got a boyfriend. (I prefer my male cat and a half gallon of Ben and Jerry's.)

5. I don't date men where I work. (I wouldn't date you if you were in the same 'solar system', much less the same building.)

4. It's not you, it's me. (It's you.)

3. I'm concentrating on my career. (Even something as boring and un-fulfilling as my job is better than dating you.)

2. I'm celibate. (I've sworn off only the men like you.)

1. Let's be friends. (I want you to stay around so I can tell you in excruciating detail about all the other men I meet and lay. It's the male perspective thing
 
Shades said:
The top 10 rejection lines given by women.

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11. Silence.

12. ' You're the 10th guy I met this month calling himself sheik, can't you be more creative for fuck's sake ? '

:D
 
How about:

I don't give my number out (I wont give my number to you).

Basically if a women likes you, she likes you. If she doesn't like you then out comes all the pleasant excuses. A woman will not let anything get in the way of her and a guy she's attracted to aside from her child(ren) if she has any.
 
Shades said:
The top 10 rejection lines given by women.

10. I think of you as a brother. (You remind me of that inbred banjo playing geek in 'Deliverance')

If she's from Utah, I think she's hitting on you.
 
Esco! said:
If only women could handle rejection as well as they dish it out :p


*runs*

HERE HERE.......that's why North American women (well, I should say "many") don't ask guys out, they wanted equality all across the board but stopped short at that one lol.

Yup, I've heard all 10 at some point as well! (and often multiple from the same woman lol).
 
Surprisingly I agree with 1 and 7.

I love a mans opinion on what men are up to and what they mean and if you keep a man as a friend he will be honest and advice is really great. :p

Number 7 for obvious reasons.
 
Jade4u said:
Surprisingly I agree with 1 and 7.

I love a mans opinion on what men are up to and what they mean and if you keep a man as a friend he will be honest and advice is really great. :p

Number 7 for obvious reasons.

Don't be so sure of that hon...just remember: if he wanted more from you than friendship his opinion will be jaded.....to let you in on a little secret: you could meet a guy that is P E R F E C T for you and your "friend"would sway you away from him hoping that one day you'll be drunk enough to look at him differently....
 
tboy said:
Don't be so sure of that hon...just remember: if he wanted more from you than friendship his opinion will be jaded.....to let you in on a little secret: you could meet a guy that is P E R F E C T for you and your "friend"would sway you away from him hoping that one day you'll be drunk enough to look at him differently....


Oh I totally agree with that but I have had excellent advice in the past from men that I know do not want nothing more or were also friends and getting it already. :p So many examples come to mind where later I find that mens opinions turn out to be totally correct. So if you do have an honest friendship with a man and are getting honest opinions it can be very beneficial.

Yes women can learn from experience but men I believe if equally a player will know what someone else is up to because thier brains work very similar.
 
I say it's time to turn the tables. If you're a guy and single start adopting those top 10 excuses for yourself. Sure you'll probably end up going through a dry spell for awhile but hopefully if enough of us do it in a few months women will be buying US drinks and trying to get in OUR pants on the first date!

I'm going to put on my Braveheart face-paint right now!
 
Eli said:
I say it's time to turn the tables. If you're a guy and single start adopting those top 10 excuses for yourself. Sure you'll probably end up going through a dry spell for awhile but hopefully if enough of us do it in a few months women will be buying US drinks and trying to get in OUR pants on the first date!

I'm going to put on my Braveheart face-paint right now!

LOL as if..... you know, this is very similar to an idea I've tossed around (in my head) for years now: For 1 week/month/day NO man asks a woman out for anything. Not a coffee, muffin, drink, dance, anything. But of course there's NO way a city full of horny men could ever accomplish this.

I wanted to promote it and call it: sadie hawkins month.

BTW: I have basically adopted your idea....and that's why I use the services of SP's lol.

Just as an aside: Not all women everywhere are like the ones in Toronto. Believe it or not there are cities where women actually know that Mr GQ perfect Knightinshiningarmorridingawhitestallion doesn't exist and WILL give a guy a chance. Calgary is a fine example and believe it or not, Vancouver. I travelled extensively for 2 yrs and one night in Vancouver, I was in a bar, went up to get some drinks, there was a real hottie sitting there with friends and struck up a convo with me. We chatted all night (something that never happened to me in Toronto). Funny thing was she was moving to toronto the next month and didn't know anyone so I gave her my number and said call me when you're in town, I'll show you around. Guess she adapted the toronto attitude when she moved here lol.
 
Esco! said:
If only women could handle rejection as well as they dish it out :p
I've pulled 3, 7 & 8 on a couple of women, and they wouldn't take no for an answer. They even offered to be the "friend" with sleepovers included.
 
lookingforitallthetime said:
No strings attached? You're my new hero.
Thanks, but I think you'd change your mind once you got to know them. Desperation and stalker might have soon become words in my vocbulary when explaining why not. They were from a dating site, and no to them doesn't mean "no".