Favourite Suggestive Bumper Stickers

[MrEasy]

" Slap the Fat, Ride the Ripple!"

 

[MrEasy]

Back in the dark days of apartheid, I recall seeing this one in South Africa:

Fuck the Rhino, Save the White Man.

 

[jaded]

slogans

Septic tank cleaning c ompany. Your shit is our bread and butter.

 

[Average Joe]

Re: Bumper Stickers

A few years back a favourite was "Baby on Board" not sure if we were to drive more careful or what.......But A guy I know quite well-known in Toronto had...."No Baby on Board......take Your Best Shot"!

I once saw a "Baby on Board" type sign that read "Brat in Trunk".

 

[Flashman]

VISUALIZE WHIRLED PEAS

VISUALIZE USING YOUR TURN SIGNAL

SAVE A TURKEY - STUFF AN ACTIVIST

SUPPORT YOUR RIGHT TO KEEP AND ARM BEARS

And then there was the New Yorker cartoon I saw once that showed a cop hauling a guy up in front of a judge and saying:
"Dis guy had a dirty bumper sticker. It said ESCHEW OBFUSCATION!"

 

[Diode]

Weird one: "Its not a Tampon..Its a firecracker! Are you going to light my fuse?"

 

[CUPID]

I am sorry to say but my bumper sticker is by far the best out there. I often have people talk to me in traffic because of it.

"My Other Ride Is Your Mom"