Favorite quotes/episodes from "The Simpsons"

[oasis77]

Despite being an "old" tv series (still broadcasting new shows tho) "The Simpsons" has produced amazing scenes and lines that are just way too funny. Here are some of my fav's. Got any to add?

Homer sends Mr. Burns a nasty letter after Bart donates some blood to Burns and all the family gets is a thank you card causing Homer to send an angry letter to his boss. Realizing, the next day, that he did not feel angry anymore, Homer goes to tear up the letter but Bart had already mailed it; Homer goes to post office to try and get it back:
Homer: "hello, my name is Mr. Burns. I believe you have a letter for me"
Mail Clerk: "OK Mr. Burns. What's your first name?"
Homer: "I...don't....know"
Next scene:
Homer: "Great plan Bart!"(sarcasm)
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Homer:"I am so smart. I am so smart. s m r t. I mean s m a r t."
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Homer:"Y'know there's only so many times I can say "i'm sorry" and still actually mean it"
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[sabu69]

Memory not what it used to be but... Homer's retort upon meeting the band Smashing Pumpkins...Because of your gloomy lyrics, my kids no longer dream about a future I couldn't possible provide them! or something along those lines!

 

[The Fruity Hare]

Memory not what it used to be but... Homer's retort upon meeting the band Smashing Pumpkins...Because of your gloomy lyrics, my kids no longer dream about a future I couldn't possible provide them! or something along those lines!

As well as: "Billy Corrigan, Smashing Pumpkins. Homer replies "Homer Simpson, Smiling Politely"!

 

[CapitalGuy]

15 posts and I can already tell you're an annoying troll. Ever have sex with a professional? Or just bored in mom's basement?

 

[oasis77]

Hey CapitalGuy: Really? Is that the BEST you've got? Come on try harder!

 

[oasis77]

Wow CapitalGuy, 835 am and your on here? Sex with a pro? I think your Mum knows the answer to that one!

 

[Kilgore Trout]

I like Springfield's town motto: "A noble heart embiggens the smallest man."

-From the collected works of Jebediah Springfield, founder of the town.

 

[mpdvg]

OK, I have a feeling OP may be a troll as well, but... I very randomly saw an episode earlier today and...my god this is funny:

Milhouse: Boy, Bart, Laddie's the best dog in the world. He's a lot different than your old dog.

Bart: Santa's Little Helper? I guess I was the only one who loved him.

Milhouse: You got that right. Remember the time Santa's Little Helper ate my goldfish, and you lied and said I never had any goldfish? Well, why did I have the bowl, Bart? Why did I have the bowl?

 

[T.O.tourist]

Homer to a bunch of bikers:
"My wife is not a doobie to be handed around! On our wedding day I promised to bogart her for life."

 

[FatOne]

Classic!

My favourite quotation is from a Star is Burns episode.

Jay: How can you vote for Burns movie?
Krusty: Let's just say it moved me..TO A BIGGER HOUSE! Oops, I said the quiet part loud and the loud part quiet.

Boo-urns, Boo-urns

 

[FatOne]

Television. Teacher, Mother, Secret Lover

Alcohol, the cause of and solution to all of lifes problems.

Television, it eases the pain.

No Beer and no TV make homer go something something
Crazy?
Don't mind if I do.

Urge to kill falling...


And who can forget the epic debate of who was the greatest Prime Minister, Lord Palmerston or Pitt the Elder.
I disagree with Barney and Wade Bogs.
I say it was Benjamin Disraeli but you probably don't even know who he was.
Strangely enough I can make my postion know without needing 33000 posts on terb. How about that.

 

[marikiss]

This clip has a few, of the quotes listed on here.

my favorite

Homer: dry firing gun click click click click click
gun shop guy: woooo careful buddy
Homer: I don't need to be careful, I have a gun!

 

[Shrugged]

 

[Shrugged]

*sigh* They just dont make them like they use to...