Fat people don't get respect

[paleofreak187]

My friend is fat. Chubby fat. Clothes are ill fitting, fat face, always huffing and puffing and sweaty. He's a chubster. Great guy.

I am 8% BF, Very good looking but usually smell like used socks cause I workout 2-3 times a day (weights, kick box etc.). I only allow one shower a day.


Anyways me and fattie were in an elevator. Fattie has some new cologne , he smells like a million bucks. Hot chick comes in and looks and me and says "Wow, that smells great. What is it". I tell her fattie is wearing the cologne not me, she looks at him basically like he's dog shit and stars to talk to me about what cologne to buy her dad for xmas. I tell dumb bimbo that I don't wear cologne so you know...stop talking. Awkward silence for 12 floors. Besides that today was a great fucking day. Fattie treated me to the copa on Yonge/Eglington. Talk about hot waitresses.....

 

[Azprint]

Not sure if the thread about fat people or you just wanted to let everyone know you have 8% body fat?

 

[paleofreak187]

Not sure if the thread about fat people or you just wanted to let everyone know you have 8% body fat?

Well roughly 8%. The story has two morals:

1) Fat people don't get respect
2) Hot bitches are ...well...bitches

and yeah I guess

3) I HAVE 8% BF!!!!

 

[MyHobbyist]

Not sure if the thread about fat people or you just wanted to let everyone know you have 8% body fat?

HEHHE.. funny !

 

[Mr Bret]

I am 8% BF, Very good looking but usually smell like used socks cause I workout 2-3 times a day (weights, kick box etc.). I only allow one shower a day.

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You really should consider upping your shower frequency to at least match the number of workouts.
A modicum of common courtesy, please.

 

[simon482]

 

[paleofreak187]

You really should consider upping your shower frequency to at least match the number of workouts.
A modicum of common courtesy, please.

Wrong. That's how your estrogen filled brain thinks.

Sweat has pheromones. Makes the blondes go crazy.


Your like fattie. Everything presses, smelling like a bitch, God forbid he "offends" a female yet when the woman walks in and "likes" the cologne and he's wearing t- well he's still a piece of dog shit in her eyes while phermone dripping 8%BF man is like a stallion. I don't even use under arm deodorant anymore. Some days it gets really bad,

 

[Azprint]

Oh, wow I can only imagine the stink. I guess you don't brush teeth after sucking cock either? You're bi, right?

 

[simon482]

Wrong. That's how your estrogen filled brain thinks.

Sweat has pheromones. Makes the blondes go crazy.


Your like fattie. Everything presses, smelling like a bitch, God forbid he "offends" a female yet when the woman walks in and "likes" the cologne and he's wearing t- well he's still a piece of dog shit in her eyes while phermone dripping 8%BF man is like a stallion. I don't even use under arm deodorant anymore. Some days it gets really bad,

lol you are dumb.

 

[GameBoy27]

Fat people don't get respect

Just ask Rob Ford!

 

[Mr. Lucky]

Just ask Rob Ford!

He tried kicking this little girl

 

[lenny2]

Looks, Looks, Looks (1975):

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6-PqFIx_X6A&feature=related

 

[S.C. Joe]

Where I get my hair cut its at a salon and lots of hot chicks work there, the clientèle is mostly good looking as well, there is some men as clients, me one of them...what the heck...last time some guy cut my hair at a Barbershop, the guy kept cutting my hair even though I told him to stop, its short enough..I little more he went and kept cuting..I flip out and jumped up and told the bastard its too short already, ha ha..everybody look as he told me to sit back down..least he put the scissors away and cleaned up my neck.

Last time some guy cut my hair, I like my hair a little long, over the top over the ears a little....

So I started going to the salons and now would not dream of going back to a Barbershop

Well one day, some fat young dude was waiting to get his hair cut..well he was waiting for a stylist...he stuck out like a sore thumb...me have little feelings at times..most times, lol but I had to pity him..here he was trying to look his best and I think had a cute face but was like over 200 lbs..he was a little Mr Ford, maybe he was 250 lbs? Only like 17 he was...some hot looking stylist called his name out and off he went..with a smile on his face

Been going to the salons for over 10 years now, was the only time I seen a really fat guy at one

 

[Roger Thorpe]

Wrong. That's how your estrogen filled brain thinks.

Sweat has pheromones. Makes the blondes go crazy.


Your like fattie. Everything presses, smelling like a bitch, God forbid he "offends" a female yet when the woman walks in and "likes" the cologne and he's wearing t- well he's still a piece of dog shit in her eyes while phermone dripping 8%BF man is like a stallion. I don't even use under arm deodorant anymore. Some days it gets really bad,

Welcome back moeman123:dance:

 

[Rockslinger]

Stop playing the fat card. Just stop it!

 

[Celticman]

Welcome back moeman123:dance:

Mod100, paleo seems to be the banned moeman. Similarities:

Bi
Body Fat
Weight lifting
Ego
Nastiness
Trolling

I believe that moeman was banned for a post that bordered on threatening behaviour towards Riley Grace. Would you please consider looking into this. Thanks.

 

[mrsCALoki]

Mod100, paleo seems to be the banned moeman. Similarities:

Bi
Body Fat
Weight lifting
Ego
Nastiness
Trolling

I believe that moeman was banned for a post that bordered on threatening behaviour towards Riley Grace. Would you please consider looking into this. Thanks.

BMI 5, way over the top in aggression and exercising, are you hinting at Anabolic steroids???


:faint:

 

[Roger Thorpe]

Mod100, paleo seems to be the banned moeman. Similarities:

Bi
Body Fat
Weight lifting
Ego
Nastiness
Trolling

I believe that moeman was banned for a post that bordered on threatening behaviour towards Riley Grace. Would you please consider looking into this. Thanks.

Dont forget pheromones, tho I havent heard celery mentioned yet...lol:blah:

 

[Toronto`s Finest]

Sooo O.P. are you sharing some surprising new info??? Women are ever more superficial in our society ( not just men) & sexual attraction is highly valued. Guys that don't have it ( fat , short , ugly) are looked down upon & dismissed at the very least & often disrespected.

 

[simon482]

BMI 5, way over the top in aggression and exercising, are you hinting at Anabolic steroids???


:faint:

i think celtic is sharing that he is a rat that runs to mommy as quick as possible.