Famous Men With Only One Ball

[mandrill]

Tiger only has 1 ball!!

Yeah........ That's true. But he has a hell of a nice putter!

 

[mandrill]

I think his plan was to kill all the indigenous inhabitants. That way there would be no one left alive to protest his conquest. The problem was that the inhabitants had other ideas and fought back.

Sadly, true. His idea was that he was mandated by historical Nietzschean inevitability to exterminate the "primitive" Slavic races and colonize their country with purebred Aryans. "Drang nach Osten", "Lebensraum", "Herrenvolk", etc. etc.

In the fairest of all possible worlds, he would have been slowly trampled to death by EE escorts in 6" heels. Starting with his scrotum....... and single rancid, deformed ball.

 

[The Bandit]

I have only one testicle. I lost my other one due to testicular cancer, which spread to my lungs and neck very fast. Thank god to good doc's and medicine.

What are the symptoms, signs?

 

[Rockslinger]

Is it true that the Incas (or was it the Aztecs) use to eat the testicles of their enemies?

 

[Master Muse]

Symptoms

Usually the cancerous ball swells up and becomes hard, not soft tissue-like. It's a tumor [tumour? in TO?] If that ever happens, go right to the doctor. Do not hesitate.

 

[trm]

Another man with one testicle was the late English writer and comedian Frank Muir, who lost one to an illness. In his memoirs he said he got one good joke out of losing it, which he saved for years for the right moment. After he made a witty, cutting remark, someone said "Your are diabolical." Muir replied "No I am monobolical."

 

[ROGER O. THORNHILL]

"Das Fuhrer ist einer ballen!!!"

Correct, ladies???

I love it! That's the coolest thing I've read all day!