Faceless Fred and His Stripper Vampires!

[vidi vici veni]

Got home late from the strip bar. Too many beers there. Too much diet coke at home. Didn't fall asleep until 'round about sun up. Found myself in a dream where I was battling a faceless Fred and stripper vampires at Castle Terbite! Sorry Fred, had to shoot you in the head. It was you or me. No Sheik in this dream. Had he made an appearance, I imagine it might have been as Austin Powers' Fat Bastard.

Master Muse would have been happy. No gun control in this dream and I showed an alarming proficiency with a shotgun and a .357 magnum. Dum-dum bullets were tearing the rotting limbs off my favourite strippers. Forgive me Cory! (sniff)

But no honour for the hero. At the end I had to fight my way onto a crowded bus. I fell and my hand went into some shit. Then I noticed a bunch of people carrying plants. Yikes, will next I battle Zontar?

vvv
gone way over the edge this time

 

[Fred Zed]

. Found myself in a dream where I was battling a faceless Fred and stripper vampires at Castle Terbite! Sorry Fred, had to shoot you in the head. It was you or me. No Sheik in this dream. Had he made an appearance, I imagine it might have been as Austin Powers' Fat Bastard.

Lol...This is sooooooo funny ! Well, if I win Super 7 this weekend I think I will use some of the money to buy a castle and maybe we can turn your dream into reality. Hmm. Wonder where Sheik was ?

 

[vidi vici veni]

Sheik pulling a switcheroo?!

[snip]Actually I was out riding with a couple of buddies in that glorious warm weather.....theres just something about having something throbbing between your legs

Sheik:
Maybe a clarification of this statement is in order. Kinda open to misinterpretation, don't you think?

vvv

 

[2sexxxy]

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P.S. Luberjacks rule

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