F*ck

[bobistheowl]

F*CK is a 2005 two hour, (including commercials & filler), documentary about the origins of the word fuck, and its history in film, television, and society. I only caught the last half hour, but it replays on Wednesday at 9:00 - 11:00 and early Thursday morning, midnight to 2:00 AM, on BITE-TV, (channel 106 on Rogers).

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/F*ck_(film)

 

[blackrock13]

You're so enthralled with the word/show but can't type it, huh?

 

[dirkd101]

 

[blackrock13]

It's actually one of the most useful words in the English language as a talented person can use it as a noun a verb, an adjective, a subject, an object and an adverb.

 

[69Shooter]

It's actually one of the most useful words in the English language as a talented person can use it as a noun a verb, an adjective, a subject, an object and an adverb.

BR, I believe you but, if you'd be kind enough to provide an example of each, it would be greatly appreciated. Extra credit if you can use it each way in a single sentence!

 

[bobistheowl]

You're so enthralled with the word/show but can't type it, huh?

I just accurately named the film. It's called F*CK, not FUCK.

 

[bobistheowl]

It's actually one of the most useful words in the English language as a talented person can use it as a noun a verb, an adjective, a subject, an object and an adverb.

BR, I believe you but, if you'd be kind enough to provide an example of each, it would be greatly appreciated. Extra credit if you can use it each way in a single sentence!

All six in one sentence, and in the same sequence:

"Go fuck yourself", the fucked up motherfucker shouted, "Why the fuck would I fucking steal some of your mom's meds?".

 

[wigglee]

Holy fuck!
She is fucking beautiful!
...and she fucks like a mink!
Too bad she told you to fuck off.
She thinks you are an ignorant fucker.
Fuck that!
You better fucking go now.
Fuck! I stubbed my toe!
What a fucking loser.

 

[blackrock13]

Holy fuck!
She is fucking beautiful!
...and she fucks like a mink!
Too bad she told you to fuck off.
She thinks you are an ignorant fucker.
Fuck that!
You better fucking go now.
Fuck! I stubbed my toe!
What a fucking loser.

Not a single sentence, but still there. You forgot Fanfuckingtastic.

Isn't the english language beautiful.

 

[Mod100]

I can see that this is going to be one of those heart warming threads.

 

[blackrock13]

I can see that this is going to be one of those heart warming threads.

Just lettin' off a little Hump Day pressure,

 

[great bear]

I can see that this is going to be one of those heart warming threads.

I can't pun in this thread, so fuck it.

 

[dirkd101]

Ha! Too fucking funny! :rofl:

 

[great bear]

An Englishman walks into a pub with an octopus. He sits the octopus down on a stool and tell everyone in the pub this is a very talented animal. "He can play any musical instrument in the world."

Everyone in the pub laughs, calling him an idiot. So he says that he will bet $50 to anyone who has an instrument that the octopus can't play.

A Welshman walks up with a guitar and sets it beside the octopus. Immediately the octopus picks up the guitar and starts playing better than Segovia. The Welshman pays his $50.

Another Englishman walks up with a trumpet. This time the octopus plays the trumpet better than Miles Davis. This Englishman also pays up his $50.

Then a Scotsman walks up with some bagpipes. He gives them to the octopus who fumbles around with them in a confused fashion for several minutes.


"Ha!" the Scot says, "Can ye nae play it?"

The octopus looks up at him and says, "Play it? I'm going to fuck it as soon as I figure out how to get its pajamas off!​

Good one Rub

 

[great bear]

With apologies in advance to blackrockk....

You are cruel but funny!

 

[blackrock13]

With apologies in advance to blackrockk....

Somebody cropped your head from the picture. I'd ask for your money back.

 

[great bear]

Somebody crop your head from the picture. I'd ask for your money back.

Rub, you have to admit, this was a pretty good come back.