Eye vacates and two former post sluts show up WTF?

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I had a pet snake growing up. I'm not sure what became of him but I think he's working for the civil serpant now.

sounds like a real asp

 

[great bear]

I had a pet snake growing up. I'm not sure what became of him but I think he's working for the civil serpant now.

My pet snake pithed in his hith.

 

[Cardinal Fang]

sounds like a real asp

Big time. Couldn't stand him. He was a Boa and it always seemed he had a crush on everyone else.

 

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My pet snake pithed in his hith.

whats with all the venom?

 

[LancsLad]

Did you hear about the Bull Frog that stayed over night at Lily's pad?

He kept saying to her, " Ever had a frog in your throat?"

 

[Cardinal Fang]

Had a pet frog for two years then the damn thing croaked on me.

You're so lucky. My pet frog kermited suicide.

 

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Big time. Couldn't stand him. He was a Boa and it always seemed he had a crush on everyone else.

a Boa, eh? that can being constricting.

 

[red]

You're so lucky. My pet frog kermited suicide.

did you mean "mu ppet frog kermited suicide"?

 

[great bear]

did you mean "mu ppet frog kermited suicide"?

Must be having a slow day it took me a minute to catch that one.

 

[Cardinal Fang]

*Pats great bear on the head*

That's ok sparky.

 

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Must be having a slow day it took me a minute to catch that one.

oh well, on with the shoooooooowwwwwwww

 

[great bear]

Will Lepoard Frogs bite? Do they have Lepper frog colonies?

 

[LancsLad]

Will Lepoard Frogs bite? Do they have Lepper frog colonies?

Quick get to another pun thread we did lepers a few weeks ago, how about proctologists. They have to deal with assholes all day.

 

[blitz]

I feel stupid anaconda the fact I'm not getting the jokes. It makes my skin crawl.






They's snakes up here dis big?
Ice Cube to Jon Voight - Anaconda

 

[LancsLad]

I feel stupid anaconda the fact I'm not getting the jokes. It makes my skin crawl.






They's snakes up here dis big?
Ice Cube to Jon Voight - Anaconda

That and you don't have a leg to stand on.

 

[diva631]

Quick get to another pun thread we did lepers a few weeks ago, how about proctologists. They have to deal with assholes all day.

And this place would be a proctologist's heaven.

 

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And this place would be a proctologist's heaven.

alls well that ends well?