Excuses to leave the house to go see escorts?

[TerminatorX]

What's your best? And top 3?

1. Go do sports (gym or team sports)
2. Go to the office
3. Go chill with a buddy

Any other good ones?

 

[luvyeah]

to have sex???

 

[BloweyJoey]

It's a lot harder these days. I work from home and haven't been to the office in 9 months. The gym is closed.

 

[bemeup]

Honey, I’m going out, be back in a couple of hours. Where you going? Gonna get your Christmas present. It’s a secret.

 

[explorerzip]

Going to get a covid test.

 

[Bmin7b5]

Go to a physio appointment because of lower back pain.

If you want to use medical lingo .... you got stenosis in the L4 area of your spine.

 

[kherg007]

Go to a physio appointment because of lower back pain.

If you want to use medical lingo .... you got stenosis in the L4 area of your spine.

Yes like a legit massage (RMT, right?) In case ya smell a bit different when ya get back.

 

[Lv Wmn]

What's your best? And top 3?

1. Go do sports (gym or team sports)
2. Go to the office
3. Go chill with a buddy

Any other good ones?

Pre covid sports (hockey) was my easiest excuse. I played Thursday night and Saturday morning. Since traffic was CRAP in the city I always left my home office on Thursday around lunch! I could easily stop and have a visit. I could also stop on the way home Saturday without a question.

Now not being home alone in the house it is much more difficult to get out!

I have created a couple standard believable work related covid excuses but I am keeping the use of them to a minimum - LOL

 

[Nut_Cracker]

After an argument I say "I'm going for a drive to blow off steam". She knows I like to play my music loud and she won't let me do it in the house, hence the drive, and she knows that I'm much more calm and reasonable when I return. lol

 

[Nut_Cracker]

Pre covid sports (hockey) was my easiest excuse. I played Thursday night and Saturday morning. Since traffic was CRAP in the city I always left my home office on Thursday around lunch! I could easily stop and have a visit. I could also stop on the way home Saturday without a question.

Now not being home alone in the house it is much more difficult to get out!

I have created a couple standard believable work related covid excuses but I am keeping the use of them to a minimum - LOL

I work near Dufferin and Finch so popping over to the Keele/Finch redlight district on my lunch is too easy. I've spent way too much money from being in such close proximity.

 

[harbourhavoc]

Pre Covid I just went on my lunch break at work. Not so easy post Covid, but I haven’t really tried. The one time I did, I just said I was running errands.

 

[koreanjames]

'gym' + movies with friends - both worthless now.

 

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Tell them you are just shopping around for a ride...

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1333171562304786433

 

[RichardG2020]

My job entails a lot of business lunches and dinners and occasional events, so it was fairly easy for me to maneuver around.

However, in the COVID era, my lunches and dinners have slowed to a trickle and there are no more events to attend.

Fortunately, I can come and go from the office anytime, so it’s easy to slip out and see the ladies, or come in late after a morning tryst.

 

[superstar_88]

The irony is the wife would rather you get out of the house so she doesn't have to see you 24/7

 

[TeeJay]

Groceries
Gives you a good 2 hours before suspicion

Even if a bit later there was a line and some idiot was hassling me for not wearing a mask

 

[luvyeah]

Groceries
Gives you a good 2 hours before suspicion

Even if a bit later there was a line and some idiot was hassling me for not wearing a mask

I saw some joke about how SPs should have a few items at their incall. That way you could hit two birds with one stone. Get all your shopping done at the same place.

 

[Craftybeat]

My favorite was - I am going to buy this thing on Kijiji from someone and I better go n see them (at times on way back pick'ed somthng from value village, other times deal fell thru...lol)
and
I am going for a walk in the park (during summers)

 

[TeeJay]

I saw some joke about how SPs should have a few items at their incall. That way you could hit two birds with one stone. Get all your shopping done at the same place.

Then it really is full service ha ha ha

 

[Problem_child]

Gym , if you can find one ( a friend perhaps ) ...
or Sign up for volunteer work ... a friend of mine helps deliver food to old needy folks that can’t go out ... you can arrange to do this twice a month and the other two your free to do as you please ... ( added bonus benefiting your community)
But you can always just give your wife/partner some money to go do some shopping for themselves and we all know how much women love thst , or just encourage her to pursue a hobby she’s passionate about ... when the ladies are busy doing something that they like they usually won’t bother asking too many questions ... so much easier to shift the focus away from you than to consistently try to find excuses in order to leave the house and we all know we men are lousy liars .... that’s all I got so GL mates