Ever left anything behind?

[goalie000]

OMG! That could have been awful, if the car keys weren't there! Hopefully, she had them.

Yeah no problem they just fell out of my pants onto the floor.

 

[Musketeer]

Yeah no problem they just fell out of my pants onto the floor.

The watch was the worse thing for me because I couldn't tell the time afterwards.

 

[buttercup]

I once lost a sock.

I pulled it off with a jerk, and it dropped down behind the radiator. Couldn't get it out -- it's still there, for all I know. Told wife a dog peed on me -- how else do you explain one missing sock?

Moral: keep your socks on.

 

[Musketeer]

I once lost a sock.

I pulled it off with a jerk, and it dropped down behind the radiator. Couldn't get it out -- it's still there, for all I know. Told wife a dog peed on me -- how else do you explain one missing sock?

Moral: keep your socks on.

LMAO! That's hilarious!

 

[kinks_r_us]

Yikes

Told wife a dog peed on me --

The SP or MPA was THAT bad????

 

[Dani]

Has anyone ever left anything behind their butts, when visiting an Sp or an MPA? Just curious.

I've left a watch, deodorant, knives and even a 'cockring' behind after my appointments.

I chalk them up to my 'brain being on vacation' moments, or by my being 'bedazzled' and 'bewitched' by the Sp I am seeing. Lol!

OMG that is who the Cockring belonged to.. I tried it on so many men and it was just too big for them.

..."MY KING" when will you return to me..You are my male Cinderella..lol.(do not get big headed now)

 

[fun-guy]

(do not get big headed now)

I don't think there is cause for concern on this point with him.

 

[Dani]

I don't think there is cause for concern on this point with him

You have a point but I wanted to boost his ego..It is so fragile!!!!!!!

 

[Musketeer]

You have a point but I wanted to boost his ego..It is so fragile!!!!!!!

Dani, my ego knows no bounds when I think about you. You are my Josephine to my Napoleon! OMG!

You are such a hot, sexy, imaginative, superlative courtesan mon amour. But Oh Mon Dieu!

But alas, I can only afford you in my dreams! But 'wet' dreams are free! Sacre bleu!

 

[Scenicdrive]

The Economics Of Love Seeds

If every love seed I left behind is worth a dollar, I should be as rich as Bill Gates.

 

[Dani]

If every love seed I left behind is worth a dollar, I should be as rich as Bill Gates.

If every love seed I collected is worth a dollar. I think I would own all the money in the world..lol..Well you do the math

 

[Scenicdrive]

If every love seed I collected is worth a dollar. I think I would own all the money in the world..lol..Well you do the math

Oh so hot Dani Darling:

My great, great, great...grandfather Zeus told me I just need some more votes to become the Theos teis kaleis tucheis (God Of Good Fortune). So may be you want to cast your vote to help me become that God, then you can have my magic wand to turn all those love seeds you collected into dollar bills.

 

[Musketeer]

Oh so hot Dani Darling:

My great, great, great...grandfather Zeus told me I just need some more votes to become the Theos teis kaleis tucheis (God Of Good Fortune). So may be you want to cast your vote to help me become that God, then you can have my magic wand to turn all those love seeds you collected into dollar bills.

You might invite her to become your Venus to your Zeus! Now, that would have a myriad of benefits for the both of you. Lol!

 

[Scenicdrive]

The Transfiguration Of Greek Mythology

You might invite her to become your Venus to your Zeus! Now, that would have a myriad of benefits for the both of you. Lol!

Not to worry Pal. Using the power of Greek mythological transformation, Dr. Scenicdrive is the embodiment of Zeus in mind, body, & spirit. Is Dani a gift to me now? I think she will do just fine as Goddess Dani as long as she has the power to turn all those love seeds into loonies and toonies. Am I right, Dani Darling?