euphemisms - Lets start a thread on euphemisms.

[Meesh]

Suffers from Rectofossal Ambiguity - doesn't know his ass from a hole in the ground.

 

[Nickelodeon]

I always liked the word Hobo growing up...an unshaved guy with his belongings tied in a blanket on a stick. And then there was The Littlist Hobo for those who remember.

 

[Leimonis]

He may be overly optimistic about -
fucking idiot has no clue

 

[richaceg]

not the sharpest tool in the shed...

 

[Ponderling]

Smart as a bag of hammers.= useless tools

 

[tml]

From the world of dating : She has a nice personality---not pretty.
From the world of real estate : a handyman's dream---a dump
From George Carlin : More than happy--someone whose gone off the deep end.

 

[HungSowel]

I am a day trader = I am unemployed
I am a crypto day trader = I am unemployable

 

[3wire]

His cheese has slipped off the cracker = he’s nuts.

 

[ogibowt]

Revenue tools......instead of taxes

 

[onomatopoeia]

anomaly - disaster (used by NASA when the Challenger space shuttle exploded in 1986).

 

[onomatopoeia]

premeditated lapse of judgement - committing a crime

 

[drooler]

"Young people" or "youth" when describing criminal suspects.

 

[Sugarsweet905]

Big head, small brain = inefficient use of cranial capacity.

 

[corrie fan]

He is helping the police with their inquiries - he's a suspect

 

[kherg007]

From the old country:
Few 'roos loose in the top paddock - crazy
Bootsauce - puke
Talking to swirlo - puking in the toilet
Bushie- short for bushman's handkerchief- which means closing one nostril and blowing a snotout with force from the other

 

[hamermill]

Love these - many thanks to the contributors. Hopefully none of my co-workers are on this board.

Donald Trump's Save America PAC paid Melania's stylist $132,000 in 2022 for 'strategy consulting'

Read the original article on Business Insider

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• Melania Trump's stylist received $132,000 for "strategy consulting" in 2022, FEC filings show.
• Herve Pierre Braillard designed Melania Trump's dress for her husband's inaugural ball.
• The FEC does not allow PACs to spend money on personal items, but leadership PACs have fewer restrictions.

Former first lady Melania Trump's stylist received $132,000 for "strategy consulting" in 2022, according to Federal Election Commission filings.

 

[tml]

He is helping the police with their inquiries - he's a suspect

Or, he's a person of interest.

 

[unassuming]

When you are in the lunch room engaged in a private discussion with male co workers about a woman with big breasts, to demonstrate, you have your hands stretched out in front of you in a jiggling motion, and saying "She had big....." just when some female co workers who are feminists walk in the room , you stop short of what you were about say and save yourself by saying "....hands!".