Elvis has left the Building

[LancsLad]

I can't believe that no one has started a thread yet on this.


30 years.



Thank you, thank you very much.


RIP Elvis

 

[LancsLad]

actually, shouldn't that be "tank yew, tank yew verra mush"?

True, I'm not that good at typing " southern"

 

[lookingforitallthetime]

Elvis is dead?

 

[Elvis_]

What the hell man!!

NO I'm not... I'm right here

 

[lusciouslin33]

I'm trying to get on Maury Povich for DNA testing to see if Elvis is my daddy.
My mother went to three of his concerts in 67, which is the year before my birth.
She was a trollup and he liked the ladies, so you never know.
I even have concert ticket stubs to a show he did in New York in 1967...they're dated 9 months and 6 days before I was born. lol.
I do look like him though, sound like him and am musically inclined.
The Povich show had a producer email me back and they're attempting to petition the Graceland estate for DNA.
Would be hilarious...and he already has 6 known illigetimate children, I'd be happy to be 7th.

If it happens that I am his kid..WOW!
Hate to imagine how fast some of my visitors will be running to the Enquirer to tell/sell their tale about Elvis's daughter sucking their dick.

 

[smallwinnie]

elvis + dick

I'm trying to get on Maury Povich for DNA testing to see if Elvis is my daddy.
My mother went to three of his concerts in 67, which is the year before my birth.
She was a trollup and he liked the ladies, so you never know.
I even have concert ticket stubs to a show he did in New York in 1967...they're dated 9 months and 6 days before I was born. lol.
I do look like him though, sound like him and am musically inclined.
The Povich show had a producer email me back and they're attempting to petition the Graceland estate for DNA.
Would be hilarious...and he already has 6 known illigetimate children, I'd be happy to be 7th.

If it happens that I am his kid..WOW!
Hate to imagine how fast some of my visitors will be running to the Enquirer to tell/sell their tale about Elvis's daughter sucking their dick.

Elvis sucked as well . . . must run in the family

 

[wooly110]

The only solo recording artist to sell over 1 billion records.

Not bad.

 

[dcbogey]

Elvis is dead?

Said if before and I'll say it again - anyone that lives or lived in Ottawa knows that Elvis is alive and well and living in Tweed, Ontario.

http://elvissightingsociety.org/

 

[Steve Stifler]

Elvis is actually on TERB and reads about all the In calls all the time...personal faves include Cherry at TOG....!

 

[Back Burner]

Fat bastard.

 

[Esco!]

Fat bastard.

I think you mean fat UGLY Bastard, dont you???

Not quite sure, could be mistaking, no?????
Could be you're confusing Esco with..........

 

[LancsLad]

I think you mean fat UGLY Bastard, dont you???

Not quite sure, could be mistaking, no?????
Could be you're confusing Esco with..........

Jabba???????????????????????????????????







Stand and deliver




.

 

[Esco!]

Fat bastard.

Ha ha......hhmm.......maybe not so funny considering Esco they are laughing at you.
Esco, you filthy animal!!!!!



*Esco runs out of the room crying hysterically*

 

[Esco!]

Elvis is actually on TERB and reads about all the In calls all the time...personal faves include Cherry at TOG....!

Not THAT loser again!!!!!!!!!!

 

[toughb]

Please....

Fat bastard.

***********************

Try not to be self gradating.

 

[toughb]

Oh dear,

Ha ha......hhmm.......maybe not so funny considering Esco they are laughing at you.
Esco, you filthy animal!!!!!



*Esco runs out of the room crying hysterically

***************************************

Esco is well into the sauce again.

 

[Esco!]

Esco is well into the sauce again

I should hope so!!!!!



Please give the stars a rest!!!

 

[bestillmehard]

I heard on tv tonight that Elvis is the 2nd highest dead celebrity still raking in the cash...next to Kurt Cobain.
RIP Elvis

 

[Esco!]

Priscillia Presley is one beautiful woman, thats all I'm gonna say.

Even at her age