Hooked up with Elle the other day. Elle formally only advetised as MPA but has expanded her menu to FS for $100 hh. I liked her look and gave her a call. She was very friendly on the phone, wanted me to call back if I was going to cancel as she has had problems with people not showing up.
Arrived at her place, little apt. building in Cambridge. She let me in, she looked just like her pic. Get into her apt and it was the messiest place I have ever seen! Cat was walking around in there too. It was a really small place, like a bachelor pad. The bathroom was disgusting, the bed was unmade and had cat hair on it. Of course, being the horney guy I am, I stayed.
We had very awkward small talk, although she seems really sweet and nice, it was awkward. She then asked if I had a jimmy, I said "no" and she told me she had one left. She explained her money woes etc... while she got undressed. The she asked how do you want to do it. The whole thing lacked and sexyness or passion. She also told me that she had a bath last nite and that her hair was messy because of how she slept on it. She had white deodorant residue under her pits that kinda grossed me out.
Anyway, moved from uninspiring mish to less inspired doggie to finish. Cost me $100.
Repeat? Nope. Long story short, she is not very professional and not that into it.
Link: http://kitchener.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/?keyword=elle
Arrived at her place, little apt. building in Cambridge. She let me in, she looked just like her pic. Get into her apt and it was the messiest place I have ever seen! Cat was walking around in there too. It was a really small place, like a bachelor pad. The bathroom was disgusting, the bed was unmade and had cat hair on it. Of course, being the horney guy I am, I stayed.
We had very awkward small talk, although she seems really sweet and nice, it was awkward. She then asked if I had a jimmy, I said "no" and she told me she had one left. She explained her money woes etc... while she got undressed. The she asked how do you want to do it. The whole thing lacked and sexyness or passion. She also told me that she had a bath last nite and that her hair was messy because of how she slept on it. She had white deodorant residue under her pits that kinda grossed me out.
Anyway, moved from uninspiring mish to less inspired doggie to finish. Cost me $100.
Repeat? Nope. Long story short, she is not very professional and not that into it.
Link: http://kitchener.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/?keyword=elle
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