Ella @ AP

jebus

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Lets start with the good; booking was super easy, easier than usual if I must say.. but that's about all I can really admit to being good.

The bad; just about everything else. The pics are quite heavily photoshopped like usual but the stats were way off base, breasts were closer to A cup IMO, actually much taller I think 5'6" vs 5'2" and likely heavier I think than what the website advertises. Pretty heavy smoker and didn't offer rimming. If you like banging a blowup doll then Ella's the one for you! The entire session was super mechanical nor was she responsive to anything and was there eye contact at all.. in fact there was so little eye contact that most of the session she had her eyes closed. The entire time in the back of my mind I couldn't help think that I've been with this one before and looking back the photos and session remind me of Mistic previously from OSH. Perhaps someone who has seen both (or the same) could confirm my suspicion. Probably was come to think of it since both seemed fairly educated with reasonable english skills. She started off good when taking my money but quickly lost interest to becoming borderline annoyed when I couldn't cum after a one hour session and believe me I was extremely horny! Some days you're a two pump chump and others you seemingly last forever but the entire experienced ended up pissing me off so much that I couldn't even snap one off afterwards with my right hand :frusty:

This one is an absolute avoid boys. I couldn't remember if she said she would be here for another two weeks or two months.. either way it's going to be a long and boring tour for her if the service and attitude doesn't change.
 

medalllione

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Lets start with the good; booking was super easy, easier than usual if I must say.. but that's about all I can really admit to being good.

The bad; just about everything else. The pics are quite heavily photoshopped like usual but the stats were way off base, breasts were closer to A cup IMO, actually much taller I think 5'6" vs 5'2" and likely heavier I think than what the website advertises. Pretty heavy smoker and didn't offer rimming. If you like banging a blowup doll then Ella's the one for you! The entire session was super mechanical nor was she responsive to anything and was there eye contact at all.. in fact there was so little eye contact that most of the session she had her eyes closed. The entire time in the back of my mind I couldn't help think that I've been with this one before and looking back the photos and session remind me of Mistic previously from OSH. Perhaps someone who has seen both (or the same) could confirm my suspicion. Probably was come to think of it since both seemed fairly educated with reasonable english skills. She started off good when taking my money but quickly lost interest to becoming borderline annoyed when I couldn't cum after a one hour session and believe me I was extremely horny! Some days you're a two pump chump and others you seemingly last forever but the entire experienced ended up pissing me off so much that I couldn't even snap one off afterwards with my right hand :frusty:

This one is an absolute avoid boys. I couldn't remember if she said she would be here for another two weeks or two months.. either way it's going to be a long and boring tour for her if the service and attitude doesn't change.
Thanks, pal. Too bad her pictures look hot. I was a little curious too. I guess the saying "do not judge a book by its cover" is very true here.
 

bacchanalia

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My experience wasnt as horrible but fell right on that line where it doesn't warrant a good review, and wasn't bad enough for a negative review, so I left it alone... sorry if doing so cost you this bad experience.
 

BootyLoving

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Bacc ... This isn't cerb, a meh experience should be posted, as it allows us to decide. Often a meh experience will turn out to be a good experience for others as the girls review or receive feedback to adjust accordingly.
 
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sorry to hear your bad experience, jebus. regarding the pics, i always disregard them because i know they are heavily doctored, and i am thankful for the heads up from reviews here regarding looks. regarding eye contact i am also annoyed if there is none, but i understand that the nature of this profession is very ymmw. if i was the girl it would be hard to go through session after session with people that i wasn't attracted to. effort is probably more important than eye contact and i am sorry to hear that it was too mechanical.
 

gungrir

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Shit... I was debating for a while wether i should book or not. Thx mate ! I guess with asian agencies, you have to go with the mindset that the girl will look half as good as her picture so that way you won't be deceived...
 

Robt85

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I just want to put this put out since I have visited AP downtown location.
I have seen somewhat look like a recording (video) in the peephole of apt door from AP downtown. Not sure why they need it since they already see you thru cvt camera in the lobby before they buzz/let you in the condo.

I was curious too, and asked candice whats that, she told me its a digital cat eye, lol
 

Robt85

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lol, one girl showed me once, just like regular one, but seems much easier to watch from screen than through a hole, lol
 

123pow

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I went to see her early on when it was a different set of pics, so it was a b&s for me that day. AP doesn't pull that crap so i left thinking wtf! Those pics are up in a Toronto agency now, probably with the girl that they belong to. Then i notice they posted the actual pics of Ella. Though i wasn't too happy that it happened i'll chalk it up to some mixup that went out of their control on their end as i've never had a b&s from them other than this time.

As for Ella, i had similar experience as bacchanalia's. I didn't post either because there was potential for it to be a better experience for someone else. And didn't want to fill the board with "Just Meh" reviews. I'm also sorry you had a bad experience

That cat eye viewer i remember from a long long time ago when i tried to book one of their girls and was told she cancelled the rest of her day so i booked the day after, in talking with the girl she mentioned someone threatening her safety with a weapon and forcing her to do stuff. So that shook her up for that day. Not too long after that, (maybe a week?) that viewer showed up on their door. I looked through it a couple times with other girls, it's harmless, didn't really see any options to record, but it does give a much better view of the other side of the door than a regular peephole without shoving your face awkwardly into a door.
 

YOW

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Seat 1K onwards to HND
lol, one girl showed me once, just like regular one, but seems much easier to watch from screen than through a hole, lol
These items are commonplace in all new condo/apartment units now in China, Taiwan, Korea etc... Pretty neat and crystal clear so not everyone looks 300+ lbs. some nicer units come with screens the screen of a Samsung Note 3.

Regarding Ella, had 2 sessions with her, and like bacchanalia, it was just okay. It was not terrible like as OP described, but there no connection on any level besides the fact she likes to chitchat, so on that level we connected I guess. Second session was much better as I at least got her relax and orgasm again in DATY, and it was nice to see her writhing at this time in O. Maybe was shy 1st time so did not have as much body movement and twitching as 2nd time around. Her BBBJ was definitely better in Session #2, but she is very new to the industry, and needs to learn LOTS more if she hopes to make the "circuit tour" financially rewarding.

Nice person overall, but I can see how she would come across as aloof or distant with no intimacy. Her pictures are definitely "enhanced" as her boobs are A-cups for sure.

YOW
 

bacchanalia

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Jan 3, 2013
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Bacc ... This isn't cerb, a meh experience should be posted, as it allows us to decide. Often a meh experience will turn out to be a good experience for others as the girls review or receive feedback to adjust accordingly.
Look at some of my past reviews and you'll see I dont subscribe to the CERB positive only mentality. I'll just post a positive review if its warranted, and a negative review if its horrible. For sessions where all services are as described, and the girl and me just dont click, I dont want to affect their bottom-line when I know others could enjoy and I just happened not to.
 
Mar 14, 2014
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Look at some of my past reviews and you'll see I dont subscribe to the CERB positive only mentality. I'll just post a positive review if its warranted, and a negative review if its horrible. For sessions where all services are as described, and the girl and me just dont click, I dont want to affect their bottom-line when I know others could enjoy and I just happened not to.
i actually went to see an sp based on one of your lukewarm reviews because you mentioned that she put in the effort. i had a decent experience.
 
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