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Eiffel Tower Skills ?

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I recently was told of a provider who has "excellent Eiffel Tower Skills" - and was too ashamed to admit I had no idea what was meant ! Any help TERB-ites?
 

Cardinal Fang

Bazinga Bitches
Feb 14, 2002
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Eiffel Tower Skills?

1. Her apartment has the best view of Paris?
2. She charges admission to ride up her *elevator?
3. She sees 2 million visitors a year?
4. When standing, her legs can straddle 75 metres?
5. When having passionate sex the force of the wind causes her to sway 6 to 7cm?

I can't think of anything else off the top of my head.....


* see abbreviations for what the fark "elevator" means
 

Meesh

It was VICIOUS!
Jun 3, 2002
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Eiffel Tower = French.

Sheesh!
 

Meesh

It was VICIOUS!
Jun 3, 2002
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Cardinal Fang said:
ewwwwwwww!

I have a terrible backhand.
Your stick too small?
 

Meesh

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Spell what?
 

wrong hole

huh...
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huh?
 

Meesh

It was VICIOUS!
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Sheik - spelling DOES count.

Wouldn't be the same if the quote was "Get thee behind me, Santa"
 
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