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[Stoo]

I had a mediocre MP appointment last night... pleasant enough, but not mind-blowing by any means.

But it got me thinking about some past sessions, that were. And sometimes they came when I least expected it...

I remember seeing Kyrah in Guelph a few months ago... She works out of a little, old apartment in Guelph, not far from where I live. Her massage was damn near therapeutic, but she left her panties on for the entire time, her body wasn't my preferred type...

But when it came time to deal with L'il Stooey (who was very relaxed, and frankly, prepared to go home, relaxed and de-stressed), Kyrah did "something" that brought me "up and off" in very short order. It caught me by surprise, since the massage had been anything but erotic.

Clearly, she had mastered the art of "efficiency"...

But to this day, I don't know why she was able to get me off so fast (and hard)!

I suggested she publish a PSA booklet.

But I still don't know what she did... No finger in my butt, no dirty talk. No 3 day backlog etc.

Weird. But I've had a very few like that over the years. What's up with that?

 

[Mr Deeds]

http://ideas.thenest.com/love-and-s...how-to-give-an-earth-shattering-hand-job.aspx

 

[Mr Deeds]

Or if you need to be more esoteric
[video]http://www.youporn.com/watch/626411/loving-handjob-and-massage/?from=search_full&pos=13[/video]

 

[Titalian]

Or if you need to be more esoteric
[video]http://www.youporn.com/watch/626411/loving-handjob-and-massage/?from=search_full&pos=13[/video]

I started off my career in hobbying through massage parlors, I had some very memorable experiences, with some
beautiful and accomidating ladies. I find it another form of teasing and sexuallity. And let me tell you some of these
ladies were good and knew what they were doing. Once in awhile I return when I here about a well reviewed Mpa.
I've even written reviews about them.

 

[nobody123]

my advice would be to see an SP. I haven't seen an MP but it sounds like a waste of time to me. I'm fairly efficient at masturbating, don't really need a lady to do it to me. Would much prefer to have a hot heavy steamy session with an sp with sweat dripping off one another.

Tread carefully void. This is the TERB version of the "Mac vs. PC" debate found on geekier boards.

And if an MP is good, it is a fantastic and erotic experience. If I were to rank a top 10 list of hobby experiences, I figure only half of them would be SP sessions, the other half MP.

 

[DB123]

Tread carefully void. This is the TERB version of the "Mac vs. PC" debate found on geekier boards.

And if an MP is good, it is a fantastic and erotic experience. If I were to rank a top 10 list of hobby experiences, I figure only half of them would be SP sessions, the other half MP.

Way back, I used have some great times at MPs, though these were always the lower end places and resulted in FS. I feel there is no issue saying that because the MPA in question is sadly deceased (true story...).

That somber note aside, I am definitely curious about the Muse mixer, or something like it and will probably try it out in the near future. I have no illusions that it will come close to my ATF SPs, but it seems like a hoot!

 

[bolt.upright]

Tread carefully void. This is the TERB version of the "Mac vs. PC" debate found on geekier boards.

And if an MP is good, it is a fantastic and erotic experience. If I were to rank a top 10 list of hobby experiences, I figure only half of them would be SP sessions, the other half MP.

I would agree with Mr nobody. I quite enjoy an SP experience, a lot (had a fantastic time with one this morning as a matter of fact). But it can be, and very often is, just as steamy with my favourite MPA's at Pickering Angels/LaVilla, and I visit them frequently too.

Similarly to how I don't get the appeal of strip clubs.

I don't get that either. I guess I like the privacy of the MP / SP.

 

[Titalian]

Not to advertise anyone in the lounge, but this is the experience I had once, with a very well reviewed DDG mpa ( most of you will recognise her)
This session was intense and erotic! The memory of it, still to this day, lingers in my head.

http://terb.cc/vbulletin/showthread.php?447919-Riley-Allure-Sensual&highlight=

 

[Mr Deeds]

Not to advertise anyone in the lounge, but this is the experience I had once, with a very well reviewed DDG mpa ( most of you will recognise her)
This session was intense and erotic! The memory of it, still to this day, lingers in my head.

http://terb.cc/vbulletin/showthread.php?447919-Riley-Allure-Sensual&highlight=

damn I thought I was going to see a video or at least pics.

 

[nobody123]

wow incredible! I've never tried MP so yes maybe I should really just STFU. It just seems so artificial to me being in some odd massage table. In the civy world I've never experienced this kind of sexual experience before so I don't really get the appeal. Similarly to how I don't get the appeal of strip clubs.

We all have different needs, desires, quirks and shoe sizes. They both (MA sessions vs SP sessions) have different contexts and are different experiences, and have varying appeal for different people - but they can both be great or be shitty. Personally speaking, a few SP experiences I had were alienating and artificial (PROTIP to the gals: when a middle aged slob climbs on top of you and blows his load in a minute and a half, pretending that it was the most mind blowing sex of your life ain't going to enhance the experience. It's going to diminish it. A lot.) Of course, some of my sessions with SPs were amazing and felt "natural" as well. Alternately, an MA can be a hella fun indulgent, even decadent experience. If you can get over the oddness of the set-up and relax, and the MP is the right gal for you, then it is a real treat to just lay back and have it be all about you, baby!

 

[Stoo]

Tread carefully void. This is the TERB version of the "Mac vs. PC" debate found on geekier boards.

And if an MP is good, it is a fantastic and erotic experience. If I were to rank a top 10 list of hobby experiences, I figure only half of them would be SP sessions, the other half MP.

I agree.... Somehow a good session at an MP is very decadent.... More so than an SP. After all, you don't have to do anything if you don't want to. And if you develop a relationship with a girl, you might be surprised where it can lead. My session last night, included BBBJ and FS at a well-known spa, but I won't name it or her, for obvious reasons.