"Dumber than a ....

[The 1]

What is your fav answer?

 

[abv]

Sack of hammers?

 

[Celticman]

I was going with dumb as a door nail ... when I googled it I found this.....

ummmmm..... ya.

You win Jess! That woman will be haunted by this forever.

 

[abv]

I wonder if she won.

 

[Celticman]

I wonder if she won.

Er, imagine coming second to that

 

[Butler1000]

Always liked Foghorn Laghorn.

"That boy is slower than a centipede at a toe counting contest"

 

[destillat]

bag of hair

 

[Aardvark154]

Nummer than a pounded thumb or Nummer than a hake.

 

[rafterman]

....man with a stiff dick.

 

[SchlongConery]

Dumber than a rock.

Or anyone with the word "rock" in their name!

 

[bemeup]

Judge Kenesaw Mountain Landis (first baseball commissioner) once said " that man is so dumb he couldn't pour piss out of a boot if the instructions were on the heel"

 

[Ben Hogan]

He/she are depriving some village of their idiot

 

[wigglee]

Dumber than a Ford family oil wrestling smoke out! WOOOOO!!!!

 

[Adam_hadam]

What is your fav answer?

I've always liked, (spoken with an Eastern European accent)
"Smart like streetcar."

 

[harryass]

I was going with dumb as a door nail ... when I googled it I found this.....

ummmmm..... ya.

LOL. I get the feeling she is one of those who doesn't know where the US (or anything outside her neighborhood) is located on the world map either.

 

[Ridgeman08]

 

[hilroy]

Sharp like bowling ball.

If that boy had a brain he'd have it on the floor playing with it.

 

[Submariner]

Not my favourite, but I thought "Dumb as a fence post" was pretty standard.

That boy is a couple fries short of a happy meal.

 

[littleone12]

I was going with dumb as a door nail ... when I googled it I found this.....

ummmmm..... ya.

That's hilarious!!

 

[tar503]

Not sure who's missing more screws, Miss South Carolina or this lady: