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NOOO no HELLO kitty ferraris....NOooooOOoooo

Although, on the right guy a "hello kitty" or spongebob bandaid is funny........

LOL@audo TT. You should see the Top Gear segment on it...lol....they rip it to shreds. They say it is designed like a piece of jewelry or an accessory to that pantsuit....
 

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Noir@heart said:
Agreed! never understood how guys think driving them make them "cool".
I've seen some pretty tricked out PTs and with the right engine and body mods, they can be pretty cool. Kind of like the '50s panel vans.....
 

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PurpleMonkey said:
What if someone let you have it for one year, would you drive it to the club on Richmond and park it outside???
Hell no......maybe one of these....

 

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ok you could put just about anything on the zonda and I'd still drive it lol.......
 

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a very enjoyable thread. never knew the mini was chick until now.

we should start a thread on what cars are ASSHOLE CARS...
1. BMW 3 series
2. SUBARU WRX
http://www.smcenterprises.com/subaru_impreza_wrx_sti_05.jpg
3. ANY car that has been PIMPED.

I appreciate a fine car, but usually am attracted to clean lines & understated elegance. much like my taste in women.
WRX STI is a asshole car?...seriously it is one of the most underrated car in regards to all wheel drive, and power to weight ratio. It spanks most sport power cars (vettes, stangs...domestic cars)
 

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PurpleMonkey said:
PAGANI ZONDA EXCLUSIVELY FOR TBOY (Actually it's a Hulme, but let's pretend and tell Tboy it's a Zonda, shhhhhh......)
that looks like something my cat threw up on the carpet lol.....
 

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The real assholes are the ones you see driving luxury SUV's at ridiculous speeds weaving in and out of heavy traffic. I always laugh when I see them spunout on the side of highways, especially in light snow, because they believe they are invincible with "all wheel drive".

Since we're throwing out generalizations and stereotypes:

Cocks drive Audi's
Punk kids drive Civics
Old Asians drive Toyota's
Douchebags drive Lambo's
Jeeves drive Rolls Royce's

BTW, is this new Aston Martin a girl car?



http://www.astonmartin.com/thecompany/news?a=ee5fb483-3a1f-43c0-98f5-942854135911
 

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I realized my mustang was a chick car when I showed my friend and he replied "congratulations, you're now a hooters waitress!" :(

I still like it!
 

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Hipster1234 said:
The real assholes are the ones you see driving luxury SUV's at ridiculous speeds weaving in and out of heavy traffic. I always laugh when I see them spunout on the side of highways, especially in light snow, because they believe they are invincible with "all wheel drive".

Since we're throwing out generalizations and stereotypes:

Cocks drive Audi's
Punk kids drive Civics
Old Asians drive Toyota's
Douchebags drive Lambo's
Jeeves drive Rolls Royce's

BTW, is this new Aston Martin a girl car?



http://www.astonmartin.com/thecompany/news?a=ee5fb483-3a1f-43c0-98f5-942854135911
oh man, say it isn't so? An astin econobox......

You also forgot:
Idiots drive Volvos........

I'd let you call me Jeeves if I drove one of these:

 
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