A.J. Raven said:
Manga-cake drunks who fall out of their boats are OBVIOUSLY stupid and Canadians have, over DECADES, responded appropriately - "What an idiot. Serves him right. Shame for his family though." We don't go all "nanny-state" and start making laws to protect adults from themselves. Once again...
IT'S THE FUCKIN' WILDERNESS!!!!
If you don't know it, stay out of it. Period.
If the drowned father & uncle of the little girl who they died saving had been more itelligent, the entire situation would not have even happened. For the uneducated, unexperienced and unexposed there are plenty of Provincial Parks in forests, near still(er) waters, with campgrounds that feel like the wilderness complete with lifeguards & park rangers all trained in wilderness & water safety.