Dos and Donts for BLOWJOBS

papasmerf

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pritty_kitten said:
Don't stab me in the back of the throat with your cock! gimme a sec and ill swallow it on my own terms!

A man shoud never force it in. The lady is the one to set the pace
 

WhaWhaWha

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I like a woman with a good sense of "Hummer"

Do: Straddle my legs and angle your approach so your tongue slides up the underside and glans area of my shaft.
Don't: try to blow me from the side so your tongue strokes the less sensitive side of my shaft.

Do: Use your tongue stud to your advantage if available
Don't: try to produce the effect with your teeth.

Do: Use your hands to stroke the erogenous zones of my body -- inner thigh, back of the leg, and so on...
Don't: Try to rush things along with your hands or with too-vigorous strokes

Do: caress the underside of my balls and pull them down -- it "prolongs" the moment.
Don't: go near my anus with your hands. I am hetero and that's why I am getting blown by a girl.
 

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pritty_kitten said:
Don't stab me in the back of the throat with your cock! gimme a sec and ill swallow it on my own terms!
Sounds like a plan to me. How do we contact you. :D
 

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pritty_kitten said:
well im not in the BJ business, sorry to disapoint
darlin

many a man will ask. Few understand that a kitten is happiest when she purrs.
 

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pritty_kitten said:
i get asked every single day, but i stick to my guns and keep things within MP limits, and it has always been that way. its funny how some guys think they can be the one guy to change my mind. lol
stick to your guns and be yourself.
 

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Alexis696969 said:
Well its hard to look into a guys eyes if your 69ing .
perhaps we can look up alien for you:p
 

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lol .....well through the years I used to get pissed off that guys would get off on blowjobs and it was physically impossible to get boinked after .So instead of whining I decided fark it ....bring my own toy and play as hes getting one since i end up draining him out and putting him to sleep ......and dam when a girl is so heated up with moans and heavy breathing since (he forgets youve got a toy ) lol man it drives a guy mad cause theres nothing better then cumming yourself as your devouring him ,hes moaning ,your moaning ,watching him watching you both cum at the same time .....when a gal is cumming sucking a cock ......she becomes an animal !! lol ....oh yeah !!!!!
 

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Alexis696969 said:
ok tell us chicks the dos and donts of getting a blowjob :D
I seem to remember a verbal BJ that I was lucky enough to recieve from you a number of months ago in the chat room of another board - it was unprecedented - now, as a result of this thread you should be able to go back to the drawing board and produce a document of monumental stature dedicated to the much sought after perfect blow job. Add in the self pleasuring aspect (oh I how love this when a women is able to multi task, something I am lucky enough to enjoy with my favorite blonde) and I want to subscribe to that thread.

It's all up to you.

doc
 

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Alexis696969 said:
Well its hard to look into a guys eyes if your 69ing .
It will not be important to look into a guy's eyes when he is receiving the best BJ while 69ing. *Wink, wink* :cool:
 

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luv4lust said:
don't use hands
Good, you will need your hands to manipulate the steering wheel while bj-ing. However, in this case, you can certainly drink and drive at the same time. :cool: LOL!!!
 

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Alexis696969 said:
I find guys only let you touch there ass when getting a blowjob ..no homo ..
Would you like to touch the good doc's ass when giving him a bj??? *Wink, wink* Definitely no homo, darling. :cool: LOL!!!
 
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