My GAWD I would be totally powerless against a cute E.I. looking gal...I'd be like superman & kryptonite
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That is why they send cute young E.I. women to my neighborhood. They all speak perfect Anglais. Hence, I tell them "no speak Anglais". Also, I would never allow a cute young E.I. woman inside my house. What would the neighbors think?
One of them told me they get paid on a commission basis and she needs the money for tuition.
P.S. I fear one of these days one of them will will call my bluff and speak to me in Le Francais.
This one statement alone would drive and destroy a sane guy nutz...I would totally strike up a conversation with her, hopefully without sounding like a creep. Maybe tell them that you have friends in her situations making a killing and if she's interested pass them the MPs card/contact. Then you're set....gawd it makes me so sick to know how much we think with our dick... just thinking about it turns me on. :frusty:
I had the cutes EI babysitter watching my kid who flirted with all the time...I could not take the bait and tried my 'hardest' to maintain a professional composure. However one time when she left at the end of the day after I came home from work, she knew wife worked late, she had 'accidentaly' left her hotmail signed in on my ipad that's always at home and was available for her to use...so what I do is check the images section and bang pics of her playing with her pussy and it was so fucking wet it nearly gave me a heart attack...luckily it went nowhere because we stopped needing a babysitter but she still sends me a text message here and there asking how we are and all
Give me your address and I'll send these ladies over to your place. I'll say that you have a broken down furnace, hot water heater, air conditioner and bad back and all need tender loving care. Just kidding!
hehehe...plus ask them if they provide baby sitting services...I'd be like where do I sign here is my wallet, and make sure my furnace keeps breaking down...
A few years back I encountered pairs of east european women in short shorts outside of some Beer Store locations in the west end. They were flirty and spun an unconvincing story about raising money for some charity. I think i gave them about $200.00
More young ladies coming to my door. This time they want my vote. I guess they think young ladies are less intimidating than men, especially to women and seniors. Not too long ago a young lady came to my door soliciting donations for "because I'm a girl". I said I gave at the club.
i would ask the ""because I'm a girl" folks what makes girls so special that boys don't need help
