3rd Night: How to get Ripped-Off 101
Simple, you can be Horny as hell, and feel that something is wrong.
You can be drunk like a skunk and maybe feel that something is wrong.
But man, Horny and Drunk, that's like asking for the 3rd Strike.
Went simply like this, at the all inclusive was having discussion with T.O. guy who was having the same interest in the hobby as I had. Having evaluated the availability that night our expectations of any fun was around minus 5. At this point I was able to drag my ars to the entrance bar of the resort
which is the only place were local girls are admitted on the compound. Don't even think to bring one to your room as all the access point after the entrance bar are checked by security guards. There was about 4 local girls there, one being big and strong enough to beat the crap out of me every day of the week. As for the others, I would had given them a big 4, but before I needed to take a few more drinks.
Then Ta-dam, by magic a local asked me if I would be interested in meeting some cute ladies, how could I resist such offer ? Kept on drinking and drinking, in between my T.O.buddy arrived at the bar, as he was more drunk then me therefore it took it more time to get there.
An hour and many drinks later those Hot babies arrived at the bar, WOW ! 7-8+ Party time, price were set, my buddy choose one and being the man that I felt I was that night I took 2 He-Ha! They even had rooms available and a Taxicab waiting. On our way to a night of pleasure ! We naturally had 2 separate rooms, my buddy on the second floor and our threesome to 3rd level. As soon as in the room the first girl went to the shower while I was enjoying the appetizers, then our turn, the appetizer and me. Almost right out of the shower, the cell phone of one of one of my beauty of the night started ringing, my buddy was sick and had to be brought to the Hospital, by the time I found him sound asleep, the chica's had miraculously vanished.
We then figured out that it would be a good idea to check our wallets. Yep back down to Earth, they had been emptied. Well almost, as they had left me just enough Pesos to be able pay the Cab back to the resort. Thanks Girls !
Moral of this story: Don't drink and drive, DOH !, I mean don't get Drunk, horny and pick-up girls that appears from heaven.... ( Yes I am still ashamed ) but consider it as TOFTT.