Doggie Positions

I thought you were talking about sex between a husband and wife. The husband sits up and begs for it and the wife rolls over and plays dead.
 
Never thought of my innocent little terror as an MSOG (multiple sleeping positions on goal) kind of gal, but here in lies (pun intended) the proof. Lots of 4 and 1 and 2, even the occasional 3, everything except 5 and 6. Hopefully never 6.... it's just...... wrong.