Doggerel

[Bear669]

In vino (and doggerel) veritas

There once was a juicy Ms Molly,
With smiles and laughs all quite jolly,
And a Tiger so tight,
That with all of her might,
She could break, and drive men to great folly!

 

[Ironhead]

I remember this from high school. A teacher told it to the class one day.


There once was a girl from Mill Hill
Who liked to use dynamite sticks for a thrill
They found her vagina in North Carolina
And bits of her tits in Brazil

 

[Bear669]

Memories of an Greek Queen

Hailey Pixie was an ‘L’ girl through and through,
But secretly she loved some cock, and OH The things she’d do!
Creaming when playing,
And without even saying,
She’d ram dicks from puss to whazoo!

Miss ya HP

 

[Bear669]

Southern Belle!

Sweet Scarlett is a VERY sexy lass
With looks and grace and lots of class,
And with lips and her tongue
She’s the HOTTEST of fun,
Plus an occasional smack on her ass!

 

[joker12]

Seven wise men with knowledge so fine
Created a pussy to their design.
First was a butcher, smart with wit,
Using a knife, he gave it a slit.
Second was a carpenter, strong and bold,
With a hammer and chisel, he gave it a hole.
Third was a tailor, tall and thin,
By using red velvet, he lined it within.
Fourth was a hunter, short and stout,
With a piece of fox fur, he lined it without.
Fifth was a fisherman, nasty as hell,
He threw in a fish and gave it a smell.
Sixth was a preacher whose name was McGee,
He touched it and blessed it and said it could pee.
Last came a sailor, a dirty little runt,
He sucked it and fucked it and called it a c-unt

 

[Bear669]

Now that's DOGGEREL!

Seven wise men with knowledge so fine
Created a pussy to their design.
First was a butcher, smart with wit,
Using a knife, he gave it a slit.
Second was a carpenter, strong and bold,
With a hammer and chisel, he gave it a hole.
Third was a tailor, tall and thin,
By using red velvet, he lined it within.
Fourth was a hunter, short and stout,
With a piece of fox fur, he lined it without.
Fifth was a fisherman, nasty as hell,
He threw in a fish and gave it a smell.
Sixth was a preacher whose name was McGee,
He touched it and blessed it and said it could pee.
Last came a sailor, a dirty little runt,
He sucked it and fucked it and called it a c-unt

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