About 3 year ago, I met this knock out blonde,blue eyes,36d 26 32 amazing lips she was a beauty. After about a week we both decided to go to the cottage for the weekend..On the way up there ,was somwhere i wanted to stop and get some things but only had an adress so i gave her the map to look for the street .
she looked at me and said sorry i don't know how to read!!! I could live with that and teach her,So i told her ok you drive i will read map,she says sorry i don't know how to drive!!!I could live with that and teach her..Anyways we get to the cottage and tell her to fix a few drinks while i unload the car,she tell me she never made drinks before!!I could live with that and teach her..So around dinner i said to get some of the food ready and i will get the bbq ready,she looks at me and said i don't know how to cook!!Again i will manage..During dinner she is using her hands i look at her and say use the fork and knife she looks at me and says i don't know how!!Pretty little dumb thing i showed her how.
That night we make it to the bedroom and wow she is amazing great kisser great teaser amazing massage we go at it in every position,i was thinking she is a keeper even with all her shortfalls..So i pull it out of her and she starts sucking it lick no one else ever did before...I was going crazy my toes were curling i was ready to cum and she knew it and right at the moment i was to cum she pulls away and looks at me and said sorry I DON'T SWALLOW...I was like what the fuck..You don't know how to read or drive or make drinks or cook or how to use a knife and fork,That i can live with But this i am sorry i can't its either you do or you don't...
So i just looked at her and said Listen the you better get your things together quick it's 11:00 pm and the last Bus for toronto leaves at 11:45 and its about a 20 min walk to the bus stop i don't think you should waste any time if you want to get home. LoL I am just kidding she wasn't blonde she was a Brunette...