The craziest thing happened to me yesterday. I went to my doctor to see if there was anything that could be done to increase the size of my penis, because its small size is a point of severe embarrassment for me. After doing a full physical evaluation I was stunned when my doctor told me that not only is my cock not small, it's far bigger than the average man's penis. I told her that there must be some mistake and to check again. She did and claims that my cock is actually quite big. I don't know what's going on. She said that I suffer from body dysmorphia with regard to my penis. Supposedly I see it as small and inadequate while everyone else sees it as large (in some cases too large for pleasurable sex).
I think she's full of shit and just doesn't want to help to free me from the plague of my micropenis.
Does anyone here have similar tales?
Did she realize it was already erect when she said it's average size? Maybe she thought it would grow
Smallcock Visits The Nurse
Visiting a clinic one day, Smallcock looked into the nurses eyes and said, "Nurses aren't supposed to laugh, right?"
"Of course I won't laugh. I'm a professional nurse. In over twenty years I've never laughed at a patient."
"Okay then," Smallcock said, and proceeded to drop his trousers, revealing the tiniest man penis the nurse had ever seen. Length and width, it couldn't have been bigger than a AAA battery.
Unable to control herself, the nurse started giggling then almost fell to the floor laughing.
A few minutes later she was able to regain her composure.
"I'm so sorry," said the nurse. "I don't know what came over me.
On my honor as a nurse and a lady, I promise it won't happen again. Now tell me, what seems to be the problem?"
"It's swollen," Smallcock replied.
Things went downhill from there.
