Do you use pet names for your spouse?

[Smallcock]

Even standard terms like "honey" or "darling".

I've always dreamed of coming home and yelling, "Honey, I'm home!" like they do in the movies, to hear a female voice reply, "Hi honey, dinner's almost ready!" from the kitchen. Does that only happen in the movies?

One guy online said his pet name for his girlfriend was "skittles" because she was sweet like candy.

 

[GameBoy27]

Even standard terms like "honey" or "darling".

I've always dreamed of coming home and yelling, "Honey, I'm home!" like they do in the movies, to hear a female voice reply, "Hi honey, dinner's almost ready!" from the kitchen. Does that only happen in the movies?

One guy online said his pet name for his girlfriend was "skittles" because she was sweet like candy.

Happens at my home. Except it's more like "Honey, I'm home." "Hi honey, your martini's almost ready!" from the kitchen...

 

[bluebro69]

Interestingly not at home, but I have pet names for my favourite escort.

 

[Robert Mugabe]

Even standard terms like "honey" or "darling".

I've always dreamed of coming home and yelling, "Honey, I'm home!" like they do in the movies, to hear a female voice reply, "Hi honey, dinner's almost ready!" from the kitchen. Does that only happen in the movies?

One guy online said his pet name for his girlfriend was "skittles" because she was sweet like candy.

Rodney Dangerfield joke.
"Italian foreplay......Marie, I'm home"

 

[Mr Deeds]

Not married any more but I used to call mine the other name for a female dog:yo:

 

[Boss Nass]