do you think she is interested in me?

[blackrock13]

LMAO, I give. I declare this truly,

 

[great bear]

LMAO, I give. I declare this truly,

BR: do you realize we have not mentioned Red's band? I think he is into leather!!!!

 

[sleazure]

It was a Rolex, for heaven's sake, with a big analog dial. I heard she prefers *digital* penetration.

 

[red]

rumour has it Red has a small stem.

this is why i like the metric system

 

[blackrock13]

this is why i like the metric system

You just gave every male member on TERB and major ego boost. Now they can brag and not lie.

Fisherman prayer;

Dear God, may I catch a fish so big I never have to lie again.

 

[great bear]

Is that because it has nano-meters?

Red gets off in a nano second.

 

[red]

Red gets off in a nano second.

nano nano

 

[red]

Yeah, but once you finish off, I hear that you say "Shazbat!"

where is mindy

 

[great bear]

Having an orkasam.

Good One!!!

 

[great bear]

Thanks... did I mention the orkasm is a threesome with Orson and Merth?

Hmmmm. In that case I will take a pass.

 

[red]

Hmmmm. In that case I will take a pass.

you are making a pass at orson and merth?