Do you randomly compliment women?

[Euro Male]

Like I said . . . . . . deeeeeeelusional!

 

[VIPhunter]

But would you would be ok with them chasing your down the street with their pants at their ankles.? Maybe. But I'm not. a simple hi should not be considered content to fucking on the sidewalk.

Um...Have you never seen Benny Hill?

That stuff is FANTASTIC!

 

[Jasmine Raine]

Like I said . . . . . . deeeeeeelusional!

Put on heels and skirt and then say that. LOL

Um...Have you never seen Benny Hill?

That stuff is FANTASTIC!

Someone got it. Lol.

 

[John Henry]

I will compliment women. I won't compliment men. I'm almost to the point of not even saying hi to men anymore more. I'm sorry but you say hi and they start following you around begging for more. In the city anyway.

In the country it is a nice hi and move on. You can probably say something nice without issue but in the city, forget it. Men get the slightest bit of attention and they can't handle it. A hello means I want to fuck you apparently. It is ridiculous .

I really think that you're out in left field here . I've had many women say hi to me first out in public . In a bank , in a store or what ever . Even had them strike up a conversation about a product that I was looking at . They even have given me a big smile while walking past me with their hubby or boyfriend with them . Not once did I have the urge to drop my pants and run after them .

Seriously if you think that way than I think you have problem with men . Have never seen a guy run down the street with his pants down after a lady just because she said hi to him .

I think that if a guy and I mean if , took a second look at you, you would take it the wrong way . Oh look , he wants to fuck me .

Take a chill pill . Not every guy wants to get into your pants even though you think so .

 

[Spacealien2]

100% on point . . . . . .

I concur.

I can never approach any women if all I want is having sex with them. Approach anxiety.

I genuinely want to get to know them, maybe they have more than just a pretty face to offer. That's what makes approach exciting. It makes it more fun to know that the girls will be lucky to have me in their lives.

 

[tribunus]

But would you would be ok with them chasing your down the street with their pants at their ankles.? Maybe. But I'm not. a simple hi should not be considered consent to fucking on the sidewalk.

You make great points a lot of the time on these boards but that is absolute bullshit. Save for the occasional druggie or homeless, men in this city don't do that.

 

[Jasmine Raine]

OMG. Did only one person get the fucking joke!?!? lol. Seriously?

You guys say women in Toronto whine all the time, are stuck up but he's, think all men want them. Can't say hi to them. Etc etc

Is that not what I just posted like. With the added comedic reference which someone clued in with Benny Hill. One person got it. I even commented he got it and still it is like the set of clueless.

Man - you guys need to get laid. I'd make a joke about being on an escort review board but who knows how ape shit y'all go.

Men are so touchy and emotional.

 

[tribunus]

OMG. Did only one person get the fucking joke!?!? lol. Seriously?

You guys say women in Toronto whine all the time, are stuck up but he's, think all men want them. Can't say hi to them. Etc etc

Is that not what I just posted like. With the added comedic reference which someone clued in with Benny Hill. One person got it. I even commented he got it and still it is like the set of clueless.

Man - you guys need to get laid. I'd make a joke about being on an escort review board but who knows how ape shit y'all go.

Men are so touchy and emotional.

Nice try at back tracking, but I don't think so. You were dead serious about all the guys that apparently go ape shit at the very sight of you and your divinity.

 

[surferboy]

Yes I’m a compliment slut! Learnt at a young age every female 8 to 80 loves a compliment. Great way to make small talk & even the simplest one can brightens someone’s day.

 

[thumper18474]

WOW
I just got around to reading this thread
saw Jessicas post and got the joke right away
anyone remember Laugh-in and the old dude( Artie Johnson ) and Miss Ornphee( Ruth Buzzie)..he gave her compliments all the time and she takes it the wrong way and gives him a beat down

loosen up the sphincters...or go get laid..FFS

Jess has an offbeat sense of humour..which is refreshing...I wish more ladies did on here instead of walking around with a perpetual puckered butthole

 

[Jasmine Raine]

Well, clearly some got it.

But how some seriously thought men drop their pants at single hello is beyond me.

I thought it was funny.

PS. I don't go to the city. I don't live in the city. Maybe that helps people get it. It is funny though. The women from the city of Toronto can get bashed left and right but make a joke or two about the men of Toronto and look out! LOL

 

[John Henry]

I will compliment women. I won't compliment men. I'm almost to the point of not even saying hi to men anymore more. I'm sorry but you say hi and they start following you around begging for more. In the city anyway.

In the country it is a nice hi and move on. You can probably say something nice without issue but in the city, forget it. Men get the slightest bit of attention and they can't handle it. A hello means I want to fuck you apparently. It is ridiculous .

Where's the joke in that statement ?

But would you would be ok with them chasing your down the street with their pants at their ankles.? Maybe. But I'm not. a simple hi should not be considered consent to fucking on the sidewalk.

Chasing you down the street with their pants down . Has that happened to you ?

Well, clearly some got it.

But how some seriously thought men drop their pants at single hello is beyond me.

Gee I wonder where the statement of chasing you down the street with their pants down came from .

I made a joke about someone not taking their meds . You took exception to that . It was a joke that I made . So now I take exception to your reference that all men can't handle a simple Hi and they want to fuck you on the side walk or run down the street after you with their pants around their ankles because you simply said Hi to them .

Your statements about men were not a joke . You were dead serious .

 

[Jasmine Raine]

Where's the joke in that statement ?



Chasing you down the street with their pants down . Has that happened to you ?





Gee I wonder where the statement of chasing you down the street with their pants down came from .

I made a joke about someone not taking their meds . You took exception to that . It was a joke that I made . So now I take exception to your reference that all men can't handle a simple Hi and they want to fuck you on the side walk or run down the street after you with their pants around their ankles because you simply said Hi to them .

Your statements about men were not a joke . You were dead serious .

Your jokes about meds is an offence to those with mental health issues. It is like a racial slur. Some think it is it a joke some do not.

And no of course not. Why would a man chase me down the street with his pants down. That is ludicrous. I thought it was obvious. Like so obvious, hence not real. Hence a joke. No? How did you know get that?

And for my first post. I focused it all on the city. And made my list in contrast to the opinion of some, that women are cold distant cunts who can't handle a simple hello. I sarcastically took the opposite and went with men who can't hold it together after a hello. What you guys accuse women of thinking and doing. Again I thought it was so overly blunt and overly done that it was obviously a joke.

Sorry you didn't get it. Sorry you were offended. It was not my intent. I don't know what more I can say.

 

[wazup]

Your jokes about meds is an offence to those with mental health issues. It is like a racial slur. Some think it is it a joke some do not.

And no of course not. Why would a man chase me down the street with his pants down. That is ludicrous. I thought it was obvious. Like so obvious, hence not real. Hence a joke. No? How did you know get that?

And for my first post. I focused it all on the city. And made my list in contrast to the opinion of some, that women are cold distant cunts who can't handle a simple hello. I sarcastically took the opposite and went with men who can't hold it together after a hello. What you guys accuse women of thinking and doing. Again I thought it was so overly blunt and overly done that it was obviously a joke.

Sorry you didn't get it. Sorry you were offended. It was not my intent. I don't know what more I can say.

I think the less said the better, you make absolutely no sense, other than to white knights lol . Reading your posts actually hurts.

Your comments could have been explained as an exaggeration but weren't intended as a joke.

 

[Smallcock]

Well, clearly some got it.

But how some seriously thought men drop their pants at single hello is beyond me.

I thought it was funny.

PS. I don't go to the city. I don't live in the city. Maybe that helps people get it. It is funny though. The women from the city of Toronto can get bashed left and right but make a joke or two about the men of Toronto and look out! LOL

Many people, like myself, have no idea who Benny Hill is, so we don't get the reference. Second, your joke being 'obvious' because of how 'ridiculous' it is, is not so obvious in today's society. In fact, there are plenty of women that actually live in the way described by your post, and they're not joking. You wouldn't be hard pressed to find a feminazi on a university campus that sees men as predators to be avoided for the reasons you outlined. It's comical but they believe it. Never mind the number of everyday women that prefer not to engage in any social niceties with men for similar reasons. Men live in the world that you consider to be a joke every day and this is why your "joke" was poorly executed and ultimately misunderstood.

 

[Jasmine Raine]

I think the less said the better, you make absolutely no sense, other than to white knights lol . Reading your posts actually hurts.

Your comments could have been explained as an exaggeration but weren't intended as a joke.

Overly exaggerating something that would never happen is often done in jokes. So yes it was a joke.

Bottom line, I've already explained and won't be again. I'm over it.

If people can't accept that it was a joke, can't accept that I did not intent to offend anyone and can't accept that I'm sorry they were indeed offended, then there is no pleasing them and I'm not going to continue trying. Some people got it, others didn't. Opinions varies. I'll sleep ok.

 

[BrandyRose]

If someone pays me a compliment, I'm not focused on how they look, I'm appreciative of their kindness and their willingness to try to make a momentary connection with another person.

 

[Robert Mugabe]

Many people, like myself, have no idea who Benny Hill is, so we don't get the reference.

What do you mean you've no idea who Benny Hill is? get a life. A man who has never heard of Benny Hill is like a child who has never heard of Mister Pastry.