******************vollendam said:wash your hands after u go to the bathroom? why do u think your cleaner?
vollendam said:ok papa whats the first thing u do when u have to go ....lets go threw this
vollendam said:ok then lets go through this , u go in the bathroom , u undo your pants then underpants then sit down and then have a jobbie...... (shit) ok your done what do u do next get sum toliet paper then wipe .....hopefully from front to back .....and thats for u women aswell.... ok so u think your done what do u do next well pull up your underpants .......well u just got shit on them ....next u pull up your pants oppp just got shit on those aswell and finally u put on your belt that know has shit on it . so what do people do next they turn on the water taps .....ohhh u just got shit on the the taps so u scrub and clean your hands then rinse ....what do u do next ....u turn off the water taps that u just got shit on so ....the shit is now back on your hands ,,, what do u do next .....u then grab a face towel ...oppp u just got more shit now on the towel ................just remember that when just before your wife goes to bed and shes cleaning her make up off and then wiping her face in the towel.
so i ask u again why bother washing after a jobie!!!!!!
The Daulfin said:Personally, I add a step of carefully washing my hands before I go to the bathroom. Who knows what is on your hands before you touch your Johnson?![]()
vollendam said:ok then lets go through this , u go in the bathroom , u undo your pants then underpants then sit down and then have a jobbie...... (shit) ok your done what do u do next get sum toliet paper then wipe .....hopefully from front to back .....and thats for u women aswell.... ok so u think your done what do u do next well pull up your underpants .......well u just got shit on them ....next u pull up your pants oppp just got shit on those aswell and finally u put on your belt that know has shit on it . so what do people do next they turn on the water taps .....ohhh u just got shit on the the taps so u scrub and clean your hands then rinse ....what do u do next ....u turn off the water taps that u just got shit on so ....the shit is now back on your hands ,,, what do u do next .....u then grab a face towel ...oppp u just got more shit now on the towel ................just remember that when just before your wife goes to bed and shes cleaning her make up off and then wiping her face in the towel.
so i ask u again why bother washing after a jobie!!!!!!
MinnieApple said:so this explains why there is never a line up at the men washrooms ... YALL DON"T WASH .... NASSTY![]()
papasmerf said:Ummmm you might know???????
papasmerf said:Hun
I don't pee on my hands
MinnieApple said:Is still doesn't explain why there is no line ups at men washrooms. yall can't wash your hands properly the way those lines up are moving so quickly