LOL...nope, it's not the football she's upset about. I awoke this morning with a very dry mouth and a very cranky SO because apparently I was getting along way too well with the waitress at the bar last night....using the line "harmless flirting" didn't help me much.
Well, in that case you kinda deserve some of it for sticking your foot so firmly and soundly in your mouth. For future reference.....feet don't help a case of dry mouth.