Do Chicks Like Bigger Volume Ejaculations?

Keebler Elf

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I was reading another thread about increasing the volume of male ejaculation and it got me thinking: do chicks prefer more rather than less? Do they even care? What about strength of ejaculation? Are shooters preferable to dribblers?

Thoughts ladies? Inquiring minds wanna know! :p

(and yes, Im bored)
 
My exgirlfriend bought a dildo once. I said "But it can't cum." She said "Yeah. That's its best feature."
 
HAhaha smart chick

Seriously its like getting the ocean water in your mouth ....god forbid he gets it in your eye .......it stings like a bitch ......


Everytime you gargle with salt water .....ask your self if youd want more or less !?

Im sure you would say less !!!!!!!


It wouldnt matter if a tear drop came out .....its enough!
 
But that's not the case

Alexis696969 said:
HAhaha smart chick

Seriously its like getting the ocean water in your mouth ....god forbid he gets it in your eye .......it stings like a bitch ......


Everytime you gargle with salt water .....ask your self if youd want more or less !?

Im sure you would say less !!!!!!!


It wouldnt matter if a tear drop came out .....its enough!

But I have been told by a number of girls that I have been with that I taste sweet - or even a little acidic - picture grapefruit - now if that was the case how would that change your comment.
 
I find that for the 2nd or 3rd SOG in a day I sometimes run out of fluid. In that case either I can bang away endlessly without cumming, or when I do cum, it isn't as much fun as the first SOG. I'd love to hear about some diet or technique that would enable me to produce on the 2nd, 3rd, etc., SOG.

Being able to bang away forever without cumming is not as much fun for the chick as you might think. First, it leaves her feeling inadequate at the end if she doesn't make me cum. Second, at some point, it stops feeling good. I've actually faked it on the 2nd or 3rd SOG a few times just to make it a more enjoyable experience for her.

I doubt very much things like viagra would help me because getting hard isn't my problem, it's having enough fluid to have a satisfying finish that challenges me sometimes.
 
My exgirlfriend, part 2:

Real conversation (honestly):

"I miss you!" (says she, sobbing)
"You miss seeing me?"
"I miss seeing you."
"You miss my hugs?"
"I miss your hugs."
"You miss my kisses?"
"I miss your kisses?"
"You miss my penis?"
"I miss your penis."
"You miss my cum?"
"I don't miss your cum."
 
It's been my experience that women do not rate your volume of ejaculate. They measure the pleasure they've given you.

I can remember, and it's tough to remember at my age that I used to come like a banshee. Every wonman I was with commented on it.

Now..It's spurts. I'm older and so is my prostate.

A few went EEEW..and few went WOOOO!

Most women do not like the salty taste no matter how much veggies we eat to make it better.

The real story is, can your woman make you reach orgasm? If so she doesn't care what your volume is. She only cares that she pleasured you and it worked.

Looking at it from a volumne standpoint is just stupid. It's not the amount it's the care that got you to orgasm that counts.
 
Keebler Elf said:
Do Chicks Like Bigger Volume Ejaculations?

Have you ever seen how the gals reacted when Pete North was about to shoot his bucket loads ? Guess most of them don't like it when it's CIM or facial.
 
Thats a porn film..it's not reality
 
MarkII said:
Thats a porn film..it's not reality


Well , for some of them it's real up to a certain point. How many times have you seen Pete North shot his load ?

Check it out, he does shoot some scary loads.
 
Good for him...but it's not the norm.

Besides..how do you know they aren't editing in some 16 year old kid ejaculating?

Is everything on film really real?

in todays modern world nothing on tape is really as it is in real life.
 
MarkII said:
Good for him...but it's not the norm.

Besides..how do you know they aren't editing in some 16 year old kid ejaculating?

Is everything on film really real?

in todays modern world nothing on tape is really as it is in real life.

MII , you're a good man. Seems like you haven't watched a lot of porn with Mr. North in it, from way back .

Editing ? LIke I said , check them out yourself then come back and tell us.

The issue we are talking here is " Do Chicks Like Bigger Volume Ejaculations? " , and not " Is Big volume Ejaculations the norm " BTW. I'll let you have the last word, go for it.
 
With some women, they think large volume shows limited ejaculation or infrequency, so if you cum in volumes like an encyclopedia, you can fool your woman into thinking you're being faithful. I was seeing 3 women last spring, and even the next night, they didn't have a clue I'd been having sex less than 24 hours earlier with someone else. A couple of dancers pointed out my volume to me, then I started paying attention at the MPs, and some of the MPAs have commented on volume. But they all think that they were responsible in giving you great pleasure, and thus the volume.
 
Other than a small percentage of load-lovers, I'm pretty sure most prefer less - as little as possible. Although I did have on GF who was sometimes in the mood for a runny load on her navel, chest or asscrack, as long as it wasn't anywhere near her face & hair.

As society gets sluttier and more openminded, there will be increasing number of women who discover they are amused by jizz and feel no shame in being open about it. But most still want no part of it.