Divorce Joke

[Incall]

A Polish man moved to the USA and married an American girl.

Although his English was far from perfect, they got along very well.

One day he rushed into a lawyer's office and asked him if he could arrange a divorce for him.

The lawyer said that getting a divorce would depend on the cirstances,

and asked him the following questions:


Have you any grounds?
Yes, an acre and half and nice little home.

No, I mean what is the foundation of this case?
It made of concrete.

I don't think you understand.
Does either of you have a real grudge?
No, we have carport, and not need one.

I mean. What are your relations like?
All my relations still in Poland.

Is there any infidelity in your marriage?
We have hi-fidelity stereo and good DVD player.

Does your wife beat you up?
No, I always up before her.

Is your wife a nagger?
No, she white.

Why do you want this divorce?
She going to kill me.

What makes you think that?
I got proof.

What kind of proof ?
She going to poison me. She buy a bottle at drugstore and put on shelf in bathroom.
I can read, and it say:
"Polish Remover"
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[Viewer]

GROAN

 

[bestillmehard]

LOL...I actually giggled a bit.

 

[foxwilly]

worthy of a smirk
thats it

 

[LancsLad]

I suppose the only ones not laughing are Polish.








Someone please explain the punchline to them.






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[toughb]

Huh....

I suppose the only ones not laughing are Polish.








Someone please explain the punchline to them.
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What you say...Cumrad?

 

[LancsLad]

I suppose the only ones not laughing are Polish.








Someone please explain the punchline to them.
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What you say...Cumrad?

Is like joke no??? Has funny ending, is caled punched line.


Cumrad need more wodka den it be funski.