My wife wanted to do a little Christmas shopping at the OC on Friday afternoon.
To her amazement I offered to go with her.
Why? I wanted to chat it up with Santa's sexy elves and get free bottled water from them.
I remember their outfits last year, green elves dresses with high hems trimmed with white faux fur, elf hats and black boots just below the knee, white pantyhose.
A few of those girls filled out those outfits especially well, I had impure thoughts while I was casually looking at them I remember.
We entered the mall from Sears and made our way down.
I saw the first one and I was disappointed to say the least. Not so much with the girl but the outfit was lame.
She looked like a Wal-Mart greater not Santa's sexy little elf.
Black pants and a blue long sleeve shirt. WTF.
I hit her up for some water regardless. She bent down and gave my daughter a candy cane who I was pushing in the stroller. She then gave me 3 packs of baby wipes. Yea.
That same scenario played out with 5 or 6 girls that afternoon.
I'm thinking of firing off an email to OC management of my disapproval of this years lame outfit and suggest they put last years outfits back on the girls and more men might enjoy the Christmas shopping experience at their mall.
At least I left with 6 bottles of spring water & 9 packs of baby wipes. Wife got 3 small sample bottles of hand cream. Maybe I might get some benefit of her now soft supple hands.
I doubt that.
Oh well, thats what SP's, MP's and my new girlfriend are for.
Merry Christmas everybody.
To her amazement I offered to go with her.
Why? I wanted to chat it up with Santa's sexy elves and get free bottled water from them.
I remember their outfits last year, green elves dresses with high hems trimmed with white faux fur, elf hats and black boots just below the knee, white pantyhose.
A few of those girls filled out those outfits especially well, I had impure thoughts while I was casually looking at them I remember.
We entered the mall from Sears and made our way down.
I saw the first one and I was disappointed to say the least. Not so much with the girl but the outfit was lame.
She looked like a Wal-Mart greater not Santa's sexy little elf.
Black pants and a blue long sleeve shirt. WTF.
I hit her up for some water regardless. She bent down and gave my daughter a candy cane who I was pushing in the stroller. She then gave me 3 packs of baby wipes. Yea.
That same scenario played out with 5 or 6 girls that afternoon.
I'm thinking of firing off an email to OC management of my disapproval of this years lame outfit and suggest they put last years outfits back on the girls and more men might enjoy the Christmas shopping experience at their mall.
At least I left with 6 bottles of spring water & 9 packs of baby wipes. Wife got 3 small sample bottles of hand cream. Maybe I might get some benefit of her now soft supple hands.
I doubt that.
Oh well, thats what SP's, MP's and my new girlfriend are for.
Merry Christmas everybody.
