Digesting sperm to improve complextion?

Doctor Zoidburg

Prof. of Groinacology PhD
Aug 25, 2004
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I have met several women that have told me that digesting sperm will improve the complextion due to the hormones in the sperm. I have also heard that some women eat the placenta after they have delivered the baby for the same reason. There are also people that drink boiled urine, I have found several sites on the internet where practicianers meet to drink each others urine. I am interested to know if there are people out there that can attest to the benefits of digesting pserm, especialy from women.
 
juanbrujo said:
Fake science...
Hmmm... a double-blind, peer-reviewed study confirmed by a doctor at Johns Hopkins... or an anonymous poster on an escort message board.

Whom to believe? :confused:

I think I'll go with the study, myself.
 
Doctor Zoidburg said:
I. I am interested to know if there are people out there that can attest to the benefits of digesting pserm, especialy from women.

If you are getting sperm from a woman I hope you know its being recycled :eek:
 
capncrunch said:
Hmmm... a double-blind, peer-reviewed study confirmed by a doctor at Johns Hopkins... or an anonymous poster on an escort message board.

Whom to believe?

I think I'll go with the study, myself.
Please tell me you are just trying to drag the "joke" out longer... all it takes is one look at the URL to know...

Jesus, it's a spoof! Another internet urban legend come to life through the power of ready-made, easy-to-use web software.

It's a fake news story citing a fake study with fake doctors. The writing is terrible and there are spelling errors in the story, for crying out loud.
 
I have heard Its an anti depressant but I hardly think it will improve your complextion, my skin is clear for having less stress in my life, and using garnier fruitiss skin care line.
 
Captain Fantastic & juanbrujo

Ach! OK, when I'm wrong, I'm wrong. Guilty as charged, I got sucked in (no pun intended).

The American Cancer Society has a short article about it: Fellatio & Breast Cancer.

The original bit was picked up by CNN but apparently their fact-checkers were asleep at the switch that day.
 
Some guys will stop at nothing to try and convince women to BBBJCIMSW. In addition to a better complexion, BBBJCIMSW is also good for a woman's bank balance.
 
Its certainly helped my complexion. I had it every day for a month and I cleared right up. But then, it may have been reduced tension that helped my complexion, since keeping me supplied with the remedy was stress reducing in itself. :eek:
 
capncrunch said:
Ach! OK, when I'm wrong, I'm wrong. Guilty as charged, I got sucked in (no pun intended).

The American Cancer Society has a short article about it: Fellatio & Breast Cancer.

The original bit was picked up by CNN but apparently their fact-checkers were asleep at the switch that day.
Thanks for the admission - honestly, it takes a bigger person to do so. However you're still wrong.

CNN (and AP) never picked up the story - the web page was a complete fabrication and CNN and AP simply didn't catch all the places that had posted it to sue (order to take the false CNN/AP story down) for copyright infringement of their name and logo.

It was some small, stupid North Carolina (I believe) media outlet that got duped and posted the false news as an actual story.