*sigh* There are search functions, you know. Still, if only to stop the flood of angry shitposting about to be hurled your way, here's the quick and simple answer. Penetrative sex of any sort is not part of the deal when you go to an MP. 'Tis the rules. Some may bend or break said rules, but they are not supposed to. If you find (or are seeking) an MA to bend or break said rules, it's not really a topic of open conversation in these here rarified environs. We're a civilized bunch of motherfuckers that way.
