herames said:
That was a funny episode, both of em trying to get that damn duck to quack lol almost as funny as trying to get a skunk to spray......
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That was a funny episode, both of em trying to get that damn duck to quack lol almost as funny as trying to get a skunk to spray......
Some more...
The Anableps fish has four eyes: two to see underwater, two to see above the surface.
Jimmy Hoffa's middle name was Riddle.
In 1997, a member of Australia's parliament proposed that all cats be eradicated from the country by 2002.
Coconut shells can absorb more impact than most crash helmets.
A pregnant goldfish is called a twit.
The Bible has been translated into Klingon.
Due to the rotation of the earth, an object can be thrown farther if it's thrown west.
Diamonds will not dissolve in acid.
Ancient Egyptian women used vaginal suppositories made of crocodile dung to prevent pregnancy.
The seven Gummi Bears are named Gruffi, Cubbi, Tummi, Zummi, Sunni, Gusto,
and Grammi.
There are no skunks in Newfoundland.
U.S. Law requires that Yankee bean soup be served in the congressional dining room at all times.
It's impossible to lick your elbow.
Some beaver dams are over 1000 years old.
Robins become drunk after eating holly berries and often fall off power lines.
On an average day, four people call Graceland and ask to speak to Elvis.
The Anableps fish has four eyes: two to see underwater, two to see above the surface.
Jimmy Hoffa's middle name was Riddle.
In 1997, a member of Australia's parliament proposed that all cats be eradicated from the country by 2002.
Coconut shells can absorb more impact than most crash helmets.
A pregnant goldfish is called a twit.
The Bible has been translated into Klingon.
Due to the rotation of the earth, an object can be thrown farther if it's thrown west.
Diamonds will not dissolve in acid.
Ancient Egyptian women used vaginal suppositories made of crocodile dung to prevent pregnancy.
The seven Gummi Bears are named Gruffi, Cubbi, Tummi, Zummi, Sunni, Gusto,
and Grammi.
There are no skunks in Newfoundland.
U.S. Law requires that Yankee bean soup be served in the congressional dining room at all times.
It's impossible to lick your elbow.
Some beaver dams are over 1000 years old.
Robins become drunk after eating holly berries and often fall off power lines.
On an average day, four people call Graceland and ask to speak to Elvis.
I've got more!
Mushrooms share a common ancestry with insects, not plants.
Gadsby, a 50,000 word novel by Ernest Wright, contains no word with the letter e.
Jellyfish eat other jellyfish.
The ball on top of a flagpole is called a truck.
A melcryptovestimentaphiliac is someone who compulsively steals ladies' underwear.
The kilt originated in France, not Scotland.
Honey never goes bad.
A monkey was once tried and convicted for smoking a cigarette in Indiana.
At the Haskell Free Library and Opera House, the audience is seated in America and the opera is performed in CAnada.
Coca-Cola was originally green.
Elephants adopt orphans.
The Netherlands used to be known as the United States.
A moment lasts 90 seconds.
If you feed a rhesus monkey a "typical American diet", it will die within two years.
Most Americans say if they had to resort to cannibalism, they'd "eat the legs first." (Makes sense to me!)
The average meteor is no larger than a grain of sand.
The cigarette lighter was invented before the match.
Those little bumpers on the underside of your toilet seat are called buculets.
There are as many molecules in one teaspoon of water as there are teaspoons of water in the Atlantic Ocean.
Tombstones were originally put over graves so that the dead couldn't escape.
It is legal for a dead person to vote if he or she died after mailing in an absentee ballot.
Okay, I'm bored again....
Mushrooms share a common ancestry with insects, not plants.
Gadsby, a 50,000 word novel by Ernest Wright, contains no word with the letter e.
Jellyfish eat other jellyfish.
The ball on top of a flagpole is called a truck.
A melcryptovestimentaphiliac is someone who compulsively steals ladies' underwear.
The kilt originated in France, not Scotland.
Honey never goes bad.
A monkey was once tried and convicted for smoking a cigarette in Indiana.
At the Haskell Free Library and Opera House, the audience is seated in America and the opera is performed in CAnada.
Coca-Cola was originally green.
Elephants adopt orphans.
The Netherlands used to be known as the United States.
A moment lasts 90 seconds.
If you feed a rhesus monkey a "typical American diet", it will die within two years.
Most Americans say if they had to resort to cannibalism, they'd "eat the legs first." (Makes sense to me!)
The average meteor is no larger than a grain of sand.
The cigarette lighter was invented before the match.
Those little bumpers on the underside of your toilet seat are called buculets.
There are as many molecules in one teaspoon of water as there are teaspoons of water in the Atlantic Ocean.
Tombstones were originally put over graves so that the dead couldn't escape.
It is legal for a dead person to vote if he or she died after mailing in an absentee ballot.
Okay, I'm bored again....
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It kinda does http://www.google.ca/search?hl=en&as_qdr=all&q=melcryptovestimentaphilia&btnG=Search&meta=MissCroft said:
Esco is from Sweden ya
More than a million people are flying on an aircraft somewhere on earth at any point in time.
Another question - how many people around the world are bonking at any specific time......?
My estimate is that between 2 and 5 million people are engaged in copulatory activity at any point time.
Another question - how many people around the world are bonking at any specific time......?
My estimate is that between 2 and 5 million people are engaged in copulatory activity at any point time.
