Did eye lose all his posts again?
- Thread starter great bear
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Have faith, my son.
By the way, if you'd prefer, you can stick your micro-ween in the nail-holes in my hands.
Oh crap, now I'm going to hell....
By the way, if you'd prefer, you can stick your micro-ween in the nail-holes in my hands.
Oh crap, now I'm going to hell....
I suppose Mom and Dad weren't really married, were they?Cardinal Fang said:You bastard
</speaking as Jesus again>
Would that run under Bethlehem's by-laws, or more under the Nazarene Penal Code? I think the latter, in which case my penis is bigger than yours and we should get back to the Amish midget clown-suit bukkake gang-bang action I've been missing around here.
[FONT="]The Nazarene Penal Code was never ratified. It went through many variations until Emperor Biggus Dickus took power at which time he renamed it the Natharene Penal Code on account of his faggotry like lisp.
Not that there is anything wrong with that......
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Not that there is anything wrong with that......
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*blinks*
I see no Amish midget clown-suit bukkake gang-bang action in your post, Fang. Please rectify same forthwithly.
I see no Amish midget clown-suit bukkake gang-bang action in your post, Fang. Please rectify same forthwithly.
The only thing I have is an old Amish Porn film I rented from BlockBuster three weeks ago. Bukkake Bonnets I think it's called.
It's not got much clown suits in it.
It's not got much clown suits in it.
Is it VHS? I can't stand DVD because after 20 years of fapping to paused porn, I can't get off without the horizontal white bars.
Shit. I guess I'll have to watch it with Mom. She's still got a beta max.
Damnit, there'll be the crisco-massages and the foot rubs and the anal beads. *sigh* I guess it's the price I have to pay.
Damnit, there'll be the crisco-massages and the foot rubs and the anal beads. *sigh* I guess it's the price I have to pay.
Yeah, and the table saw with the Floppy Footlong Fingers™ attachment. And the biscuit-joiner. And the frame-straightener. And the bottle of Roofies.Cardinal Fang said:
Thanks.
