Dictionary For Decoding Women's Personal Ads:

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DICTIONARY FOR DECODING WOMEN'S PERSONAL ADS:

40-ish................................49

Adventurous.......................Slept with everyone.

Athletic...............................No breasts.

Average looking....................Mooooooo.

Beautiful.Pathological liar.

Emotionally Secure................On medication.

Feminist................................Fat.

Free spirit............................Junkie.

Friendship first......................Former sl*t.

New-Age...Body hair in the wrong places.

Old-fashioned.......................No BJs.

Open-minded.......................Desperate.

Outgoing..Loud and Embarrassing.

Professional..........................B*tch.

Voluptuous..........................Very Fat.

Large frame.........................Hugely Fat.

Wants Soul mate..................Stalker.

WOMEN'S ENGLISH:

1. Yes = No

2. No = Yes

3. Maybe = No

4. We need = I want

5. I am sorry = You'll be sorry

6. We need to talk = You're in trouble

7. Sure, go ahead = You better not

8. Do what you want = You will pay for this later

9. I am not upset = Of course, I am upset, you moron!
10. You're certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think about?<!--[endif]-->


MEN'S ENGLISH:

1. I am hungry = I am hungry

2. I am sleepy = I am sleepy

3. I am tired = I am tired

4. Nice dress = Nice cleavage!

5. I love you = Let's have sex now

6. I am bored = Do you want to have sex?

7. May I have this dance? = I'd like to have sex with you.

8. Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex with you.

9. Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have sex with you.

10. Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd like to have sex with you.

11. I don't think those shoes go with that outfit = I'm gay
 
Which reminds me of what a friend asked me once:

Why is it when a guy cheats on a girl he's an asshole but if a girl cheats on a guy she's "on her path of self discovery" ?
 
Eli said:
Which reminds me of what a friend asked me once:

Why is it when a guy cheats on a girl he's an asshole but if a girl cheats on a guy she's "on her path of self discovery" ?
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LOL that reminds me of this one:

When a woman won't date an average guy she's applauded for "not settling".

When a guy won't date an average girl, he's frowned upon for being too picky!
 
a few more translations................

I am looking a good guy........I have been USED by MANY bad boys!
I need a real man.................My kids need a step-dad!
No games please................I cannot tell the differences between love and sex!
I want a man who lives alone....................I need a place to stay!
I want a man with his own car..............I ALWAYS need a ride!
I am family oriented............I have several kids by different men!
safe sex only..........I have herpes!

Women..........go figure!!!!!!!!!!:rolleyes:
 
Women & Money Code

Women & $/The Money Codes

1. What is Mine = Mine

2. What is Shared = Mine

3. What is Yours = Mine

4. I Promise to Repay You Soon = Mine (dumb idiot for giving me $ )

5. Christmas Wishes = BUY ME something

6. Funeral Event = I hope I am the Beneficiary
 
thunder0702 said:
did we touch a nerve Alexis:eek:
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i just cant believe the nerve some have lol

most here can verify a new mole (never mind a fake add lol)

this sounds to me like no email/pms or call backs came from the add you dont believe in LOL

p.s dont send that avec emails when booking (things will then go up from here )
 
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