Delivery room humour

[one.of.a.kind]

It's a girl yelled the husband.

Good replied the wife.

Is she healthy asked the wife.

Yes. Oh good. Good.

Is she white? Yes.

Oh goooood. Gooood.

 

[rhuarc29]

Ha. Took a second.

 

[shack]

What if it was a boy?

 

[kid_kuh]

I'm lost, I don't get it... Maybe I will tomorrow or not

 

[SkyRider]

Little girl: "Mommy, where do babies come from?"

Mommy: "The same place where the man inserts his penis."

Little girl: What did the little girl say?

 

[one.of.a.kind]

Daughter: "Mommy, where do babies come from?"

Mommy: "The same place where the man inserts his penis."

Daughter: What did the daughter say?

Won't that knock all my teeth out?

 

[SkyRider]

Won't that knock all my teeth out?

Darn! You heard the same joke. The little girl's mother must have been mortified.

 

[wileyc]

So a guy pulls the doctor aside in the delivery room to ask, "Uh doctor, how long until I can have sex with my wife again?". The doctor responds with, "Well, that all depends on if you are in a private or public ward...".