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mandrill

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I would choose firing squad and imitate Napoleon's dandy brother-in-law King Joachim Murat. When captured by the Austrians after Napoleon's fall, he was sentenced to be executed by firing squad.

He was marched to the execution site in his sumptuous gold braided fur trimmed hussar uniform and scarlet riding boots and - of course - refused the blindfold. He raised his carefully pomaded head and cried "My good fellows, whatever you do, aim low and do not mar or blemish my handsome face!"

Unfortunately, Murat was not a popular guy and some prick in the firing squad.......
 

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I haven't made a study of the subject, but it seems like I still remember every gruesome detail I ever picked up. It's like one of those things you ought to be able to forget, but can't put out of your mind once you've heard.

Hanging is supposed to be instantaneous and humane if it's done right. I've heard horror stories where they messed up the drop and the prisoner either strangled slowly or was decapitated. I don't suppose the Brits do it any more either, but in one novel I read, it claimed that in modern England they used a metal collar for the hanging instead of a noose of rope.

Edison invented the electric chair, mainly as free publicity for Consolidated Edison. I think the story on Wikipedia claimed that his first victim eventually caught fire after sizzling for 15 minutes. Hate to imagine what that smelled like (and i wish i could stop)... There are lots of similar stories, and that hideous scene in the Green Mile. Not my first pick, that's for sure.

I've heard the same stories about Madame Guillotine as JTK, that in the last few seconds before your brain bleeds out, you'd be conscious of your head coming free and tumbling away. The shock might numb the pain of the cut, I suppose. Kinda hard to find survivors and interview them.

Lethal injection is certainly less disturbing for the witnesses, though I'm not so sure how it is for the victim. I think they administer a tranquilizer first, then a paralytic, then finally, a toxin. The paralytic will prevent the condemned man from exhibiting any discomfort...I expect the paralytic would also suffocate him slowly if the toxin fails to do the job, and that sounds nasty.

Don't know much about the gas chamber. Is it still in use anywhere? Cyanide is supposed to be pretty quick, though I expect there'd be a few seconds of discomfort. In some movie I watched, the guards instructed the guy to hold his breath when he heard the cyanide pellets drop into the acid, wait for the fumes to rise, then take one big breath. I suppose the alternative would be a lot of gasping and choking while you try to fight it.

In China, it's a single bullet in the back of the neck, instead of a firing squad. I suppose that preserves the organs and the face. I'm sure I read somewhere that execution day used to be a big spectacle, in an arena or stadium, open to the public. As well, legend has it that the condemned man even has to pay for the bullet.

More humane than the old Chinese Tong gangs when they really wanted to punish someone. The death of 1000 cuts sounds horrifying. It's designed to be as painful as possible, and to keep the victim alive for days while it is carried out. The victim is slowly carved into little pieces while he is alive and conscious.

The Gary Gilmore execution was also a big deal when it happened. He opted for the firing squad too (Utah). Norman Mailer was a witness, and described it in The Executioner's Song. He said that they pinned a target over his heart. I believe the squad were actually in another room rigged with firing holes, like a hunter's blind. After the shot, he bled a bit and raised his hand for a few seconds, then died.

The firing squad strikes me as the safest choice if I had to choose. The worst part would be trying to keep up your courage as you walk out to face your executioners.
 

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Guillotine? I've read stories about severed heads in France responding (eyes moving and focusing, mouthes moving). So don't know about that.
Read a story about a doctor who offered to be a guinea pig on this. He was to suffer the Guillotine for his crimes and said he would respond to questions asked him by blinking his eyes as long as possible after having his head chopped off by doing 1 blink for yes, 2 blinks for no. It was reported he was able to answer questions for about a minute after his execution till his brain stopped working due to lack of blood flow.....
 

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Yes you would.

Ask any vet who was shot. Many will tell you they heard the shot
Duh of course, they lived, they will hear the shot. I bet the ones who were missed also heard the shot. Ask some zombie vets, they might have a different story.

Muzzle velocity of rifles or at least the sort that are used to kill people are much higher than the speed of sound. Granted I suppose over time they could slow down with air resistance to below the speed of sound, but I doubt that applies much with a firing squad.


If I had to pick, it would be death by snu snu

 

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Ronnie Lee Gardner was in a Salt Lake City, Utah Courthouse for a hearing regarding his murder of Melvyn Otterstrom a Bartender (who he shot and killed in the Bar), when he attempted to escape and shot a bailiff (Court Police Officer) Nick Kirk, and murdered his defense lawyer Michael Burdell.

So yes, I agree that the crimes for which he was sentenced to death were indeed pretty severe.
I think it was not his lawyer, but rather just a bystander
 

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I think it was not his lawyer, but rather just a bystander
After further reseach, you are correct. Michael Burdell was not Gardner's lawyer, but was in the Courthouse on another matter and was in the wrong place at the wrong time. Gardner in my opinion still very much deserved the death penalty.
 

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texas just took away a prisoners right to the last meal of their choosing cuz some dude asked for a bunch of shit then didn't eat any of it. so now you get whatever the special of the day is.
 

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What do they aim for? You would live for a few seconds with a heart shot would you not?
 

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What do they aim for? You would live for a few seconds with a heart shot would you not?
Nope!
Death is instantaneous because of all the foot/lbs of force involved from multiple bullets hitting your heart/chest region at once. This force alone would knock you out so you would not feel a thing....:eyebrows:
 

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The guy who first set up the protocol for lethal injections has often been quoted as saying, “It never occurred to me when we set this up that we’d have complete idiots administering the drugs”.

In a lot of states, they can't find doctors or qualified nurses to even put in the IV, so they let prison staff do it. There have been botched executions where the drip went into the muscle instead of the vein, and where the prisoner was conscious and died slowly, and exhibited pain.

Some of the manufacturers refuse to sell the necessary drugs to the department of corrections.

One doctor was fired from execution duty in his home state because of incompetence. He is an admitted dyslexic and has messed up dosages because of this. As well, he has been known to reduce dosages when he didn't have enough on hand.

After the state fired him, he got a job performing executions with the federal government.
 
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