Deadly snake bites penis

[alex52]

Deadly snake bites penis
From he UK Sun Newspaper

A MAN almost died when he stopped for a roadside toilet break and was bitten by a deadly snake - on the end of his manhood.

The poisonous brown snake darted between his legs and dived at his penis as he crouched on the roadside near Cairns, Australia, before fleeing.

Emergency workers rushed to the scene and wrapped the man's member in plastic in case it was infected with poison.

Shock

But the tourist - suffering from a wound, vomiting and stomach pain - was given the all clear after tests.

An ambulance spokesman, who described the victim as "lucky," said: "It certainly had a swipe at him.

"But it didn’t envenomate him. As it came through it must have got a bit of a shock.

 

[tboy]

Man, didn't the EMTs know that you're supposed to locate the bite site and suck the poison out?

What are they TEACHING them these days? lol (it would be better if the EMT was female and reasonably attractive lol).

When I saw it was from the UK my first thought was BS because are there even ANY poisonous snakes in England?

But Austrailia, that's a different story altogether....

 

[gabeti]

Ouch, man, that's scary.

 

[Berlin]

But the tourist - suffering from a wound, vomiting and stomach pain - was given the all clear after tests.

An ambulance spokesman, who described the victim as "lucky," said: "It certainly had a swipe at him.

"But it didn’t envenomate him. As it came through it must have got a bit of a shock.

One lucky dick.

 

[Top Northerner]

The whole story wasn't reported.

Apparently the EMS worker didn't have any experience with snakes. He called his boss for directions. The boss told him to make small incisions around the site of the bite and to suck out the poison.

The man lying next to the EMS worker, hearing only one sid of teh conversation, asked the worker what his boss had said.

The EMS worker said, "He said, sorry mate, but your gonna die".

Badum bump.