deadly encounter with escort

[danmand]

It is reported that Reg Penny, a 65 year old millionaire from Wales died during sex with an SP from Lituania.
The chocked SP tried to revive him, but fled from the scene when she could not. The SP does not speak english and claimed not to know what the emergency phone number is in Britain.

 

[maxim4]

well buddy.............?

I guess he went out with a BANG! What a way to go!

 

[happygrump]

I guess poor old Reg had the peculiar sensation of cumming and going at the same time...

 

[Goober Mcfly]

I guess poor old Reg had the peculiar sensation of cumming and going at the same time...

*smacks forehead*

 

[Cobster]

I guess poor old Reg had the peculiar sensation of cumming and going at the same time...

LOL
good one

 

[wooly110]

Maybe AT should start teaching CPR to sp's?

 

[Meesh]

I guess poor old Reg had the peculiar sensation of cumming and going at the same time...

*smacks happygrump*

 

[Cardinal Fang]

I guess poor old Reg had the peculiar sensation of cumming and going at the same time...

*Applauds*

 

[Goober Mcfly]

*smacks Cardinal Fang for the hell of it*

 

[Cardinal Fang]

*Applauds*

 

[happygrump]

*smacks happygrump*

OW... jeez... now I need an ice pack... maybe some scotch too, just for fun

 

[Anais North]

Reg should have called Alexa Taylor instead.

 

[WhaWhaWha]

This whole joke...

I guess poor old Reg had the peculiar sensation of cumming and going at the same time...

*smacks of Mike Bullard *

 

[horatio]

Is it true the corpse's henry longfellow does not go down if it was at attention before arrest? If it doesn't go down...his loved ones hopefully are comforted with the idea that he left in the midst of joy...lucky lad.

 

[WhaWhaWha]

Just for a little while...

I would be wary of any used couches for sale...

 

[akizagor]

I guess poor old Reg had the peculiar sensation of cumming and going at the same time...

Didn't they use that line in Private Benjamin 20+ years ago?

 

[danmand]

Is it true the corpse's henry longfellow does not go down if it was at attention before arrest? If it doesn't go down...his loved ones hopefully are comforted with the idea that he left in the midst of joy...lucky lad.

That is a real rigor mortis.

 

[Girth]

I think Nelson Rockefeller came and went the same way.

 

[stang]

Is it true the corpse's henry longfellow does not go down if it was at attention before arrest? If it doesn't go down...his loved ones hopefully are comforted with the idea that he left in the midst of joy...lucky lad.

Would have to be an open casket funeral.