We'll boys after reading the reviews of other I figure it's time to roll back my mental roladex and write some no bullshit reviews about those I've seen. So I've decided to start a series of post I call "Dirty Dan Brown Does Em All".
Tasha Doll
Communication:
Setting up a time was easy, she replies quickly and her schedule was flexible. Setup was textbook good provider.
Arrival:
She kept me waiting with no communication, which I hate more than anything. Typically if I'm left waiting 20 min I'm out of there...but when the little head is hungry and I don't have any better options I'll wait longer. After a while she had some BS excuse and invited me up with the promise of some BS future discount. Not a stellar start.
First Impression:
Whoa, ok, she's a lot bigger than her pictures...but shit they don't call me DDB because I'm a picky fucker. But she welcomes me into a beautiful apartment and is just sweet as pie. She seems really nervous at first and I'm as cool as Fonzie...but I understand that I'm an ugly son of a bitch.
The Main Course:
I immediately peel out the bills and she specifically asks me if I want to pay a premium for BBBJ. I hate upsells, but fuck they don't call me DDB because I don't like it raw...so I toss an extra 30. She offers a shower and the bathroom is cleaner than an operating room. Loving it.
She gets to work and sucks junior for about 7 seconds until she's like "ok let's fuck" and rolls on a rubber onto my barely erect dick. I'm thinking holy fuck that 30 bucks didn't go to far...but they don't call me DDB because I don't like getting it in. Anyways she directs me in and starts immediately moaning, now I know for a fact I ain't good at any of this so I really questioned the sincerity...but I don't mind a bit of a show to fluff my ego a tad.
I ask her to get on top and she makes some bullshit excuse about why she can't...at this point I'm like fuck really...ok lie down I got this. We do mish and doggy, she's got a hugely fat ass which is awesome ....anyway we continue until I bust in the dome.
I towel off and re apply my pants and I'm onto the next one.
The conclusion:
Ok so the service all around was decent, but it ain't winning any awards. She's honestly quite nice, her place is gorgeous, communication is good etc. The BBBJ upgrade is bullshit don't waste your money, she's a BBW no question so avoid if that's not your thing. Don't be surprised if she keeps you waiting. Service was ok, just don't be shocked if you're left doing the work.
DDB gives it one thumb up and one thumb down. Not something that you want run to, but she gets the job done.
Tasha Doll
Communication:
Setting up a time was easy, she replies quickly and her schedule was flexible. Setup was textbook good provider.
Arrival:
She kept me waiting with no communication, which I hate more than anything. Typically if I'm left waiting 20 min I'm out of there...but when the little head is hungry and I don't have any better options I'll wait longer. After a while she had some BS excuse and invited me up with the promise of some BS future discount. Not a stellar start.
First Impression:
Whoa, ok, she's a lot bigger than her pictures...but shit they don't call me DDB because I'm a picky fucker. But she welcomes me into a beautiful apartment and is just sweet as pie. She seems really nervous at first and I'm as cool as Fonzie...but I understand that I'm an ugly son of a bitch.
The Main Course:
I immediately peel out the bills and she specifically asks me if I want to pay a premium for BBBJ. I hate upsells, but fuck they don't call me DDB because I don't like it raw...so I toss an extra 30. She offers a shower and the bathroom is cleaner than an operating room. Loving it.
She gets to work and sucks junior for about 7 seconds until she's like "ok let's fuck" and rolls on a rubber onto my barely erect dick. I'm thinking holy fuck that 30 bucks didn't go to far...but they don't call me DDB because I don't like getting it in. Anyways she directs me in and starts immediately moaning, now I know for a fact I ain't good at any of this so I really questioned the sincerity...but I don't mind a bit of a show to fluff my ego a tad.
I ask her to get on top and she makes some bullshit excuse about why she can't...at this point I'm like fuck really...ok lie down I got this. We do mish and doggy, she's got a hugely fat ass which is awesome ....anyway we continue until I bust in the dome.
I towel off and re apply my pants and I'm onto the next one.
The conclusion:
Ok so the service all around was decent, but it ain't winning any awards. She's honestly quite nice, her place is gorgeous, communication is good etc. The BBBJ upgrade is bullshit don't waste your money, she's a BBW no question so avoid if that's not your thing. Don't be surprised if she keeps you waiting. Service was ok, just don't be shocked if you're left doing the work.
DDB gives it one thumb up and one thumb down. Not something that you want run to, but she gets the job done.
