DDBDEA - Ashley Plays

[DirtyDanBrown]

Communication:

Rock solid, fast reply, ready at the agreed upon time.

First Impression:

Ok she's in an OCH building, which is sketchy and would make the average hobbiest turn around and head home to jack off by himself...but they don't call me DDB because I don't power through sketchy shit.

She opens the door and she's actually more attractive than her pics, but her pics are awful. Either way I was happy with what I saw. Right off the bat she's cool, straight up asks me what I like and don't like and we get down to business.

The main course:

She starts off with the BBBJ and is great about asking the likes and dislikes...I'm sure some may care for that kinda stuff. We rolls around into a 69 and I'm not gonna lie it wasn't exactly the level of freshness I'm akin too...and they don't call me DDB because I'm picky.

We cover up the equipment and go to town in a pretty standard fashion...ya know the main 3 positions that we all do until we get bored. I bust and call it a day.

Conclusion

I'll still give it 2 thumbs up because you can't beat the price and availability. This ain't fine dining but you will leave satisfied and it doesn't hurt the wallet. Worthy of a punt lands.

 

[Mandalorian]

Sounds like you’re running out of steam in the writing dept Dan, ya gotta pace yourself!

 

[Sonic Temple]

Awesome review @DirtyDanBrown .

 

[JimJonesDiary]

Ashley Play's latest LL ad: https://www.leolist.cc/personals/female-escorts/south-eastern-ontario/ottawa_waiting_for_you_to_get_in_touch_so_i_can_show_you_my_skills-6221289

 

[DirtyDanBrown]

Thanks JJD.

Maybe DDB will add his own links, use existing threads (and provide time references please) going forward so you don't have to slavishly.

Rick I appreciate his efforts and I see this as a group of comrads coming together to compile contact information with an honest review.

What I don't understand is all you have contributed is criticism. You complain that I don't include enough information, you complain that me review descriptions are all similar and boring. It seems as though you have no constructive contribution to any of my reviews.

Now this doesn't bother me and I'm happy you speak your mind... but what I don't understand is why you keep coming back to comment? Do you not have anything in your life that would be a better use of time other than needlessly insulting my efforts?

 

[DirtyDanBrown]

I'm not needlessly insulting your efforts. I am just pointing out that as you claim to be a newbie there are certain protocols that we all follow.

The first is not posting offensive and condescending statements regarding sex workers, and keeping in mind that they are human. I pointed that out and through my intervention and those of others the Mods have contacted you and you have agreed to abide by them. That was not needless I am sure you will agree. Thank you in advance for respecting those rules going forward.

The other protocols we all follow, and I am just pointing them out as a courtesy to you, is that we have chided members in the past when they have created new threads on sex workers where others already exist. I appreciate that you want to make an impact on the board but your comedy does not make you special. It would be helpful if you added your reviews going forward to existing threads to make reviews easier to find. This is how TERB operates, and we have all had a hand in working together to mention this to newbies and they have helpfully complied. I hope that you won't find that a strain and can live with doing a quick word search and adding your reviews to existing ones. It keeps things on the board more organized. No one to date seems to have a problem with that once it has been pointed out.

If you peruse the board you will also see that members kindly ask that posters add links when they post a review. It also keeps the board more functional and user friendly. It's not a big deal if you think about it.

Also reviews from appointments which took place years ago are not as useful as those which are based on recent meetings. A lot can change over time. Speaking about being useful it would be useful if you mentioned when you saw the provider so we can weigh that in our decision whether to see her, or do some more digging.

I have no issue with you being on the board or posting of course. I don't know your arse from a hole in the wall. Members have said that you've added some levity. I am not sure that all sex workers would agree, but it's not for me to judge. I will keep my opinion on that to myself. I am just trying to keep things useful, respectful and organized around here. I am not a mod, just someone who pops on this board from time to time and wants to continue doing that without cringing or seeing that the board has become a dog's breakfast.

I respect that, I didn't realize that provider reviews were put into a single thread. Shouldn't we have a function to organize them all in a list? Kinda feel like this type of message board isn't ideal for cataloging this information.

 

[MaverickPunter]

Have to admit these are brilliant descriptions. My faves

She's in an OCH building, which is sketchy and would make the average hobbiest turn around and head home to jack off by himself...but they don't call me DDB because I don't power through sketchy shit.

I'm not gonna lie it wasn't exactly the level of freshness I'm akin too...and they don't call me DDB because I'm picky.

ain't fine dining but you will leave satisfied and it doesn't hurt the wallet. Worthy of a punt lands.

 

[bigbiz]

Rick I appreciate his efforts and I see this as a group of comrads coming together to compile contact information with an honest review.

What I don't understand is all you have contributed is criticism. You complain that I don't include enough information, you complain that me review descriptions are all similar and boring. It seems as though you have no constructive contribution to any of my reviews.

Now this doesn't bother me and I'm happy you speak your mind... but what I don't understand is why you keep coming back to comment? Do you not have anything in your life that would be a better use of time other than needlessly insulting my efforts?

I've been on the same boat as you when I was new. But ultimately that showbizz prick got himself purged. Lol
Just happens when you're new and not following the nuances and etiquettes of the board yet.

 

[Gntlmn]

I haven't seen her in her place that she's in now but I did see her for a few years ending about 8 years ago?

If this was just a continuation of (or linked to) her other thread you'd see that, yes, she's mature but attractive. Negative, at that time, that others concurred with was that she was a BBBJCIM dodger. She'd lead you on that you'd get that service and at the end you're "dangling in the wind". This happened multiple times with me, and others, which is why I stopped seeing her. BUT maybe she's changed? If she didn't want to do it (understandable) be honest about it, especially with someone who likes you enough to repeat. Sigh. I hope that's changed.

 

[Big Mull]

We are lucky to be getting honest reviews. Write YOUR reviews as YOU see fit. NoT how others want or think they should be. Rick Flair would complain and criticize if you called him the best person on Earth. Thats just some people.

 

[Mod123]

We are lucky to be getting honest reviews. Write YOUR reviews as YOU see fit. NoT how others want or think they should be. Rick Flair would complain and criticize if you called him the best person on Earth. Thats just some people.

As long as it stays classy and non-vulgar unlike what DDB has previously done. He was on the line to be banned had he continued his old ways.
Ric flair was within reasons to remind DDB to revised his approach to his review style.

 

[Fit4life]

Id like to know who the "They" is.
ex They dont call me DDB for nothing
If you ask me its getting tiring hearing that over and over

 

[Big Mull]

Classy? Those reviews were hilarious. A bit vulgar perhaps.