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David Letterman's Top 10 reasons why there are no black NASCAR drivers:

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# 10 - Have to sit upright while driving.

# 9 - Pistol won't stay under front seat.

# 8 - Engine noise drowns out the rap music.

# 7 - Pit crew can't work on car while holding up pants at the same time.

# 6 - They keep trying to carjack Dale Earnhardt Jr.

# 5 - Police cars on track interfere with race.

# 4 - No passenger seat for the Ho.

# 3 - No Cadillacs approved for competition.

# 2
- When they crash their cars, they bail out &run.

AND THE NUMBER ONE REASON WHY BLACKS CAN'T BE IN NASCAR..............

# 1- They Can't wear their helmets sideways.
 

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It be funny expect the real reason is the redneck owners just don't want them.
 

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Nah blacks are just too dumb to drive :rolleyes:
 
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Wow, this is all not racist...
Don't we have black members and SPs around here? I'm sure they'll approve...
 

yeet

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Is it all that racist?

I cut and pasted it, and was going to forward it to everyone in my office tommorrow. Really. Its all white office staff. Would that not be a good idea?
 
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yeet said:
Is it all that racist?

I cut and pasted it, and was going to forward it to everyone in my office tommorrow. Really. Its all white office staff. Would that not be a good idea?
Well, if being a bigot, neo-nazi skinheaded redneck is your thing, then go for it man. Let me know how it goes.
 

yeet

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Let me know how it goes.
I don't know I guess I have bad judgement. I really was going to do it. I've already sent it to my work e-mail address.
 

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yeet said:
I don't know I guess I have bad judgement. I really was going to do it. I've already sent it to my work e-mail address.

But I guess not now, I already had a "meeting" with HR last week about office conduct and my relationships with the office staff. :(
If you send it out, I can see a very quick trip to the EI line with the door hitting your sorry ass on the way out. Dude, that top 10 list is wrong on so many levels.
 

yeet

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did letterman really have this on his show??? that's pretty bad.
I searched his website. He didn't. That's why I thought it'd be ok to send out to all my office staff, if Dave said it on TV then it can't be that bad. But its fake.
 

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yeet said:
Is it all that racist?

I cut and pasted it, and was going to forward it to everyone in my office tommorrow. Really. Its all white office staff. Would that not be a good idea?
You've got to be kidding me...lol at first I really thought you were joking..thats sad. I mean sure sending it around to your buddies but your office is just asking for it.
 

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I find it funny as hell and in no way am I insulted.:D
 

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If you send it out, I can see a very quick trip to the EI line with the door hitting your sorry ass on the way out. Dude, that top 10 list is wrong on so many levels.
But if it was top 10 reasons why there are no women NASCAR drivers, or top 10 reasons why there are no 'Newfie' drivers people would be laughing I bet. Pretty hypocritical.

btw - I didn't think they were funny. But it had nothing to do with the subject matter.
 

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Top 10 Reasons why White Men can't jump:

10. They keep stepping on their own bad-ass David Lee Roth ponytail
9. White guys only need to jump high enough to get over the boards on centre ice
8. Superman was black! I checked with Dwight Howard.
7.

Ok, I ran out of ideas.
 
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Tell Lewis Hamilton (black Englsihman with Grenada heritage) that black men can't drive. He is the number 2 driver in the world at 21(?) currently just 2 points of the leed in the Formula 1 standings.

I hate shit like this. And they say racism isn't as bad in Canada. Maybe not as open, but just as bad.
 

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Amazon_woman said:
Ummmmmmmmmm.........................NO! LOL!

I found this list amusing and I don't consider myself to be racist at all. The stereotype these comments refer to are common themes you hear in rap music and see in the videos. This is a stereotype that famous rap singers bring on themselves by writing music/producing videos that are all about sex/drugs/violence etc.

I'm not saying all African-Americans are like this, far from it! However, famous (thus influential) "black" musicians PRESENT themselves in this manner.

Wonderful role models for our children, wouldn't you say? :rolleyes:

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The only problem with this reasoning is that you have to know that while it is ok for rappers to talk this stuff, the second a white person says it it becomes racist!!! (I don't agree but anyways).

Now if it offends anyone I say: lighten up. Was there ANYTHING that was not true in the OP?

This so reminds me of when those white girls were shotgunned at the just desserts restaurant on Dupont: They released a stat that showed black people committed 50 or 60% of the crimes with only 20% of the population. The black "leaders" of the city were outraged....well, I said yeah, be outraged, and then do something about it, don't be mad at the stats, be mad that the stats were what they were.

If you want a real laugh, and I still can't believe they say what they do, watch the comedy specials "white boys in the 'hood". Oh f me it's funny.....(the premise is where they get pure white bread comics to perfom at the apollo theatre to an almost all black/hispanic crowd....man, the crowd reactions are PRICELESS......on more than one occasion I was laughing so hard tears were running down my cheeks...seriously, if you can rent it, do it.....

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Tell Lewis Hamilton (black Englsihman with Grenada heritage) that black men can't drive. He is the number 2 driver in the world at 21(?) currently just 2 points of the leed in the Formula 1 standings.

I hate shit like this. And they say racism isn't as bad in Canada. Maybe not as open, but just as bad.

Oh relax for christ's sake. It is a joke, and if a black guy wrote it it would still be a joke.

There's also white guys in the NBA so should all white people be offended at the white men can't jump jokes? I mean hell, they even made a MOVIE on the subject....just lighten up will ya?
 

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I think the real reason is that blacks are not stupid enough to watch guys drive around & around in a circle for hours on end.

Other than recognizing that it is a huge money maker I just don't get NASCAR or people who arrange their family vacations to watch it.
 
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